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ham is a gift from god

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i will fucking kill you if you put mustard and stupid honey on the outside of ham

just cook normal ham

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SHOW ME YOUR HAM
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best thing i ever did was get a giant ham for my girl for valentines day

she stil texts me about it and we've been broken up since 2014
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Ham in the off-season is a pro move, it's like turkey
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I want to see her ham cavity.
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Arguing against honey glaze and/or just a small Dijon dipper on the plate is a dumb fucking hill to die on
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A nicely sliced ham looks like a good well experienced cunt hole.
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hipster holocaust wrote: Sat Dec 18, 2021 5:10 pm Arguing against honey glaze and/or just a small Dijon dipper on the plate
these are two completely different fucking things DONT TRY ANY FUCKING TRICKS ON ME
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What about a nice pre cum glaze?
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theres no fucking exceptions
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"oh i put raisins and cinnamon and banana peels on it -"

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there was one poster here who told me that ham wasn't good, once, 'not that good' and 'too high in fat'

i wont post their name out of respect

but i haven't fucking forgotten
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my parents tried to put me down / just because fine ham abounds
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Telling everyone how to enjoy food is some January 6th shit
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