We could solve all our problems with Google Scrip

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Eight Bit Alien
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We could solve all our problems with Google Scrip

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Just make a new cyber zone startup called #SKRIP or something. When you go out in the world with your phone, you can walk to certain places and perform certain app-approved actions (#AAAs) and earn Scrip Points onto your Account Zone. Then you can apply these points to rewards or discounts on certain things, like at the Google Food Store or at the Amazon Healthcare loading dock behind Applebees.

There's huge advantages to my new system as well, because facial recognition technology could help see when people are performing Frown Actions, or detect when they're having conversations and using words which violate the TOS, and their SkripKoinz could automatically be docked from their Value Wallet. This would be of huge benefit to society as a way to cut through all that constitutional red tape.
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the petrodollar will be replaced by the onlyfans-to-NFT pipeline

literally the only three people in the economy will be the guy who runs the nfts, the guy jerking off, and peoples daughters
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