What the fuck is there possibly to do if your power is off?!

[ghost boner]

I guess my power bill didn't get paid when I totally paid it the other day and now it's off. What the shit can I do now? I ran out of stuff to do on my phone and now that's it. My day is over. This is fucking bullshit

[cxwx]

I love you Vern.

[FVBTVS]

whats your address Vern lemme mail you Shadow of the Torturer

[kevin hash]

Beat off hard bro.

[ghost boner]

beat off twice man. took a nap. now drinking in the dark. i guess my landlord told me that power would switch over to my name and that just wasnt true so its going to be off until monday. this is my only weekend home for 2 more weeks and now i gotta go to a hotel. i hate hotels. the fridge is still cold though so my beers are going down pretty well. whats shadow of the torturer?

[featherboa]

sounds like the landlord should be getting you a hotel. party.

[kevin hash]

The landlord needs to let you fuck his old lady in the poop dispenser.

[THE KILL]

What kind of cave man are you? Don't you have candles and books?

[FVBTVS]

whats shadow of the torturer?

it's a book!

[ghost boner]

I have books no candles. Just moved here. I got a baller ass room for total ballers but I still wish I was gonna be home

[Eight Bit Alien]

I'm a pretty outdoorsy guy. Lost power for 2 weeks once and by the end I was legitimately ready to kill someone. Felt ashamed of how maladapted I was. It happened in November (so cold), and the house I lived in at the time relied on electricity for water pressure. It was fucking nuts.

I believe in you Vernon. This is the best thread in a while fwiw, so in a way you HAVE created a total baller room. But, it's for everyone else to enjoy besides yourself.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Also reading books by flashlight or candle-light fucking SUCKS.

[FVBTVS]

[ghost boner]

I got a room on the beach. Like literally my porch is 20 feet from the sand. There are so many fucking babes here it's nuts. I still wish I was home though

[elephants gerald]

light some candles and yell at some ladies at the beach asking if they want to play light as a feather, stiff as a board

[ghost boner]

[Zerohero]

masto bat on a toi___

[THE KILL]

Also reading books by flashlight or candle-light fucking SUCKS.

Uh-uh it doesn't! Reading by flashlight only sucks if you have to do it under a bedsheet so your parents won't know what's up and you run out of air all the time.