ChrisinLA

[BARKS!]

You remember lots of things about many women.

Of all the things you remember about women, I hope the first is that none of them have ever loved you. You remember lots of women's names, but nobody knows the name of a woman who loves you. You remember the places where lots of women have lived, but not any place a woman wanted to share with you. You remember the names of many women's boyfriends and husbands, but you are by yourself because women do not want you.

You are alone when you shoot semen into your weak palm. When you are dying, you will be alone with memories of old porn. No one has ever held your hand because they wanted to. Pornography is your primary and final relationship.

Everyone who has ever had the responsibility of caring for you is disappointed in themselves.

You are a mundane, boring obscenity levied against natural decency. All cruel methods of execution ever inflicted onto the human animal are retroactively justified because you were born. You are unloved, with good cause.

Please understand that your father, if he is still alive, deserves the mercy of forgetting you. It is unspeakably selfish that you deny him the relief of reading your obituary. He led a cursed existence from the moment the world began to understand you. He would have considered himself a criminal every time he looked into your dead, selfish, needing eyes.

I have it on good authority that your mother avoids looking at her own vagina in the bath, because that is where you came from. She bitterly regrets every moment of wasted agony spent birthing you. I hope she understands that the misshapen absence in your heart is the fault of god or nature, and not a failure of her maternal efforts.

Chris is the name of a soft, inflamed cavern on the body of our species. It is a tide-pool filled with debris left over from the wreck of wholesome things. You should save your money, so that you can pay people to touch you.

Love is in the sun, and you are the farthest thing of all from that.

[Necrometer]

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[chrisinLA]

You know you're right!

Something else just popped into my memory about Nina the Russian wanna-be Canadian.
On the original Relapse.com BB she desperately wanted attention so she posted a topless pic from her parent's house with red translucent salad bowls over her already sagging tits. And that's impressive considering that she was only a teenager in high school at the time.

Everybody made fun of her and she took down the pic. But we saved it to our hard drives.

Please look at the BARKS! post history and you will quickly figure out who the OP is.
Thank You

[chrisinLA]

Love is in the sun, and you are the farthest thing of all from that.

Yet still worlds better than the choice of her children's father.

[chrisinLA]

And let me not forget to mention that it must take all the "love" in the world to openly defend a savage attack that only a modern day Hitler could have launched on an entire country of innocent people with internationally banned munitions on a platform officially banned by the country itself.

And for no other reason than to stay in character of a lifetime Russian troll who clearly isn't Russian that absolutely no Russians want or need.

[FVBTVS]

[Eight Bit Alien]

[FVBTVS]

[chrisinLA]

So "BARKS!", If Putin's friend says that he kills in Ukraine for LGBTQ Parades

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2022/03/ ... war-a76803

Which we can confirm with your Canadian, erm, I mean Russian comrades:





Where does that leave the alt-right with Trump since Melania is clearly a lesbian that married and had a kid for money?

https://nypost.com/2016/08/01/melania-t ... -revealed/



I mean, Russia does seem extremely gay. And we know that girls that do porn are also largely if not all gay, including Stormy Daniels.



Not to mention that you're extremely gay too.

Please elaborate "BARKS!" ?

[cxwx]

My grandmother was telling me in WWII she saw a lady blown through the air and was literally crucified on a tree of woe, she was still alive and proceeded to beg for someone to pull her off the tree branches before she bled to death. Hearing that makes me wish there was some way to fire Chris out of a cannon into Putin’s bowling ball head.

[kevin hash]

Where is this tit pic at?

[Necrophilic Mallard]

[Eight Bit Alien]

HAHAHAHA

[AskForRaffo]

Where is this tit pic at?

Yes, this.

[Toilet Fleet]

This thread got me amped to see The Battéd Man

[chrisinLA]

"Better stop doze sanctions guys, dis guy home heating bill is OUT. OF. CONTROL." - Nina K.



They even auction Big Mac for 1 Billion Roubles....
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 32109.html

NOTHING. BUT. LOVE. Warm like Sun Sky.

"Is Russia bomb Children's hospitals and maternity wards, kill all little childrens? Oh well fucks them, they in way of Mother Russia, which I personally have left when I was baby and never lived there again" - Nina K.



"I fake Russian accent at Metal Festivals, say King Fowley, of course I do" - Nina K.

[zombiehead]

Post Nina's tits or GTFO

[Eight Bit Alien]

how is that anyone's responsibility besides yours?

[zombiehead]

I was on hiatus when those mammoths were unleashed!

[Hunter]

Does it ever fuck you guys up to think about how no one will ever perceive reality the way you do? The fact that your perception of colors, ability to taste, and basic truths about your environment are wildly inconsistent when compared to your neighbor, let alone people on the other side of the earth? Have you ever considered that there might not be a globe earth, or watch youtube videos about how a global earth is not possible, or maybe kept watching videos about people just asking questions and end up getting really into eugenics? Now I keep hearing about NFTs and watched this Monkey show(?) that is approaching 1 million views... but how can it only have 99 comments and they are all positive?

[Eight Bit Alien]

why doesn't food just come separated into bites already

[kevin hash]

I'd fuck Joyce DeWitt right now.

[chrisinLA]

More Nina activity spotted

[Eight Bit Alien]

Frame 3 is Nina is hiding inside the shattered medical equipment to make up for her "mistake"

[kevin hash]

To Chris and die in LA