Uncle Ross's hippie science apothecary [ft. neckbeard travis]

[Necrometer]

People saying drink some water or eat some french fries don't know what it's like.

drink water BEFORE you’re hungover

there’s literally no fix once it has happened

[featherboa]

get real

[FVBTVS]

[Eight Bit Alien]

I laughed out loud at 'french fries' btw

[Eight Bit Alien]

just be yourself bro

[Introvert]

somebody post something about coconut oil

When I tell people I don’t eat cheese and give the half assed reason that I don’t trust a fat that is solid at room temperature, most people usually respond what about coconut oil?

[THE KILL]

my go tos? wake up, immediately vomit and go back to sleep but thats not exactly ideal for everyone

Have you ever tried not drinking so much

yeah i'm with you james. the emotional toll for me is even worse than the physical and i fucking dread it so much i'd rather not even bother anymore

i miss booze time and i've never been able to do the hair of the dog thing so its pretty much over

I feel ya. The rare times I get really drunk, I get incredibly depressed for a week. It almost feels like coming down from an MDMA high (which was one of the worse drug-induced experiences of my life. I don't understand at all young people chugging "molly" at every opportunity they get), just not as bad.

[Necrophilic Mallard]

Uncle Parris is Uncle Ross's doppelganger from the future

[ghost boner]

my go tos? wake up, immediately vomit and go back to sleep but thats not exactly ideal for everyone

Have you ever tried not drinking so much

i said i RARELY get hungover, i dont do this every day

[THE KILL]

my go tos? wake up, immediately vomit and go back to sleep but thats not exactly ideal for everyone

Have you ever tried not drinking so much

i said i RARELY get hungover, i dont do this every day

Hey man I'm not your mum, so go ahead and get smashed as often as you like. However, I think your health would benefit if you just drink not as much on a single evening, so maybe you wouldn't have to throw up the next morning...

[cxwx]

my go tos? wake up, immediately vomit and go back to sleep but thats not exactly ideal for everyone

Have you ever tried not drinking so much

i said i RARELY get hungover, i dont do this every day

Hey man I'm not your mum, so go ahead and get smashed as often as you like. However, I think your health would benefit if you just drink not as much on a single evening, so maybe you wouldn't have to throw up the next morning...

[Necrometer]

https://www.healthline.com/health/denta ... se-or-spit

y'alllll this one is totally new to me... you're not supposed to rinse your mouth after you brush!?!?!? seems insane at first but the science checks out. (this pro-tip is 0% woke; trve hippies heed memes about The Fluoride Stare and petrified pineal glands)

[Hunter]

https://www.healthline.com/health/denta ... se-or-spit

y'alllll this one is totally new to me... you're not supposed to rinse your mouth after you brush!?!?!? seems insane at first but the science checks out. (this pro-tip is 0% woke; trve hippies heed memes about The Fluoride Stare and petrified pineal glands)

If you want to get serious about fluoride induced mind control, get some Gel Kam and submit for real. Apply after brushing, and soak it in. Source: The War on my Teeth

[featherboa]

theres' some kind of probiotic gummy you can chew on after brushing i've been meaning to try

[Geeheeb]

I’ve never had a cavity

[FVBTVS]

i thought that said problematic gummy

[Necrophilic Mallard]

If you want to get serious about fluoride induced mind control, get some Gel Kam and submit for real. Apply after brushing, and soak it in. Source: The War on my Teeth

Fuck fluoride...lithium, bitches.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articl ... nt-suicide

[Eight Bit Alien]

End of the whole mess

[Necrometer]

I’ve never had a cavity

you can't just drop this without context - what's your secret? you don't eat ice cream? vegan floss? gargling lithium? problematic gummies? WOKE gummies?

[Hunter]

I’ve never had a cavity

you can't just drop this without context - what's your secret? you don't eat ice cream? vegan floss? gargling lithium? problematic gummies? WOKE gummies?

I heard that Kevin's cats lick his teeth clean after every meal.

[Jerrod]

somebody post something about coconut oil

It makes a pretty good sex loob, and it's not too greasy. I have no advice on what to say if a kid stumbles across a big jar of it under your bed though. I just ignored mine.

Surprised no one has brought up moisturizing or spf yet. We're all old men here. I've used Aveeno Daily Moisturizing +SPF for years. The sun protection is decent, but the lotion itself is the best.

Bidets are fucking essential, c'mon. Do you guys live in a campground?

[featherboa]

google benzene sunscreen

[Jerrod]

google benzene sunscreen

I did, it's not the one I use.

[featherboa]

I'm sunscreen free

[cxwx]

Jerrod I thought you were going to convince Big Dawg Frasard to post here and give us work out tips and call us panty waists