I want to eat plastic bags in a drainage ditch and be a cannibal

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I want to eat plastic bags in a drainage ditch and be a cannibal

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A radioactive cannibal with shorts on. I want to lay with the jugs filled with piss, while its hot out but the ground is wet and the grass slips.

I want to look through the cigarette butts for one that still has good stuff left. It will have lipstick marks. I want to eat plastic bags.

I'll never live in a tent. I'll have an iriver mp3 player with one kottonmouth kings song on it but no headphones.

I want to eat plastic bags and have long skinny arms and fingers that wrap all the way around into eyes.
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I was not capable of appreciating Chris Farley until years after his death.

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I was going to say put it on Tiktok, but since you're apparently going mid-00s tech here, I guess, uh, blog about it on Myspace?
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Get another hobby, like skinning rats…I’ll come visit you in jail sometime.
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