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I want to eat plastic bags in a drainage ditch and be a cannibal

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:42 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
A radioactive cannibal with shorts on. I want to lay with the jugs filled with piss, while its hot out but the ground is wet and the grass slips.

I want to look through the cigarette butts for one that still has good stuff left. It will have lipstick marks. I want to eat plastic bags.

I'll never live in a tent. I'll have an iriver mp3 player with one kottonmouth kings song on it but no headphones.

I want to eat plastic bags and have long skinny arms and fingers that wrap all the way around into eyes.

Re: I want to eat plastic bags in a drainage ditch and be a cannibal

Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:51 pm
by MPD
I was not capable of appreciating Chris Farley until years after his death.

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Re: I want to eat plastic bags in a drainage ditch and be a cannibal

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:13 am
by spacehamster
I was going to say put it on Tiktok, but since you're apparently going mid-00s tech here, I guess, uh, blog about it on Myspace?

Re: I want to eat plastic bags in a drainage ditch and be a cannibal

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:29 am
by Necrophilic Mallard


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Re: I want to eat plastic bags in a drainage ditch and be a cannibal

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:45 pm
by cxwx