Johnny Depp has Herpes Ladies would you

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Johnny Depp has Herpes Ladies would you

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Johnny Depp has Herpes like most all porn stars.

The required porn movie STD test DOES NOT include Herpes

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Ladies would you do Captain Jack any damn way, just to dig his gold knowing you would have Herpes(if you don't already have it)??

https://wegotthiscovered.com/celebritie ... at-herpes/

Would you suck his noodle in the middle of an outbreak if he threatened to take a shit on your bed like Amber Heard?

Would you drink his Valtrex laden broth?
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Apparently Johnny Depp also has limp dick disorder.

Ladies, If Johnny Depp showed up to bed in his prettiest dress with non-pirate looking makeup and a strap-on for you, would you peg him like the boy you never were to dig his treasure booty?

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I'd like to get Amber's poop crumbs on my dick.
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Johnny Depp is the most unpleasant person to look at with his disgusting fucking top hats and anime goggles. His bloated visage brings out a primal urge to replace him as dominant member of the group. I put forth that this is where his appeal to the lower middle class un-educated tasteless morons originates. They dream of taking the silverback Depps place as the head of the hot topic heard, of ruling the vape shops, of having their pick at the AA meeting. Oh for that Depp to die! The anguish of these losers would be a symphony of sublime sweetnesses. It was never to be this way! Jonathan Davis was to be number one! BUT CHIRST CAME FOR HIM! THE NU-METAL BLASPHEMIES WHERE NOTHING BUT PETULANT SNIPES TO COVER THE ANGUISH OF THE LACK OF GENUINE DOUBT. AND NOW THEY MUST WORSHIP THEIR FALLING PIRATE GOD ON THE EDGE OF OBESITY WHERE BLACK IS THE MOST FATTENING COLOR AND NO LEATHER ARM BAND OR BEADED NECKLACE CAN COVER THE BOAT THAT THE UNTROUBLED MIND COULD AMAS. :putin
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While on an unfortunate celebrity gold mining expedition in the north, Cathriona White also got the harpaze from Jim Carrey and killed herself, because her blood was "soiled".

Girlz, if you were harmlessly trying to ruthlessly extract tons of money from a celebrity, and contracted the herpes in the process, would you do the same?

...knowing that you could still pass a Gold Standard Porn STD test and still do porno?
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No herpes test there <---
BTW that's where celebs get the herpes in the first place. As soon as they can afford it they screw tons of porn stars just like Donaldo Trumpius.

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TRUMPIUS - example of rich doing porn stars for shits and giggles
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kevin hash wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 10:30 pm I'd like to get Amber's poop crumbs on my dick.
Amber was a hooker (which is why Depp loved her). And like most bitches that get old she will be again as long as somebody will pay to see her ever wrinkling face.

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Amber is having a fire sale, and she's could be walking the beat soon...

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Her holes are open for business.
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 9:13 am Her holes are open for business.
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