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Kill ‘Em All:
specially huge amounts of hatred and cess ridden filth to the poor downtrodden victims that follow:
U-haul, Laramie Wyoming, Andrew Lloyd Friedman, Jamaica queens soon Q ($6 a shot!!!) Tony “artwork” Taylor, a lame and unknown opera singer in the music building who woke us up too early
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people who deserve to die: 3/4 of Yonkers, all my ex girlfriends who are running their mouths because they have no fucking life.
Excruciating terror “Expression Of Pain” album:
E.T. Would like to send out by special delivery a big ass fucking hateful hope you are ambushed by fags to: Danny (N.D.) Kevin ( we broke brew, then you stabbed me in the back.) Juan “helmet” Navarro, Ron “the child molester” Nagby, Juan Carlos and Hardware(Mex). All the snapperheads in the neighborhood (Bunch of fucking $cumbags, it ain’t all good in this neighborhood) bands who $ell out, all those fuckers who sell that brown dirt shit they call weed. And to all kinds of other fuck faces out there! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
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fuck off to: Lenny Kravitz, skinhead O’Conner
Exhorder slaughter in the Vatican / The Law
FUCK YOU:
If you wear make up and have a tool swinging between your legs, Steve Himalfarb and everyone at Southlake (Steve- you SUCK!) lawyer fees, nigga Troy, Martin sheen, Sammy Davis Jr, all the local posers, Scott goudeau for being holier than thou, jerry Ramos for throwing us out of the king diamond gig, faggot Farren, MADD, 7up, Coors for supporting the PMRC, the Vatican, Incubus for talking shit, disco fucks and everyone else who has ever pissed us off.
Andy and his mom, earnest Carlos and Quinton- blow us you nazi bill collectors, Paul Elliot - smoke our balls you cocksucker, Andy, all the politicians that do not uphold the constitution, censorship legislation, Arne Frager, pro-life activist fuckholes- get a grip, Andy and his mom, no-nuke assholes, dolphin safe tuna assholes ( don’t eat the tuna because it kills the dolphins, what about don’t eat the tuna because it kills the tuna you stupid self righteous piece of shit tool gobblers!) low riding truck idiots- boom boom, Andy and his mom, bob Syke, liberal crybabies , downtown Julie brown ( fake accent bitch!) earth first assholes, Andy and his mom and her mom, the peg (fuck that leg!) saddam Hussein, all the groups who steal other peoples music by sampling, Andy and his mom…..
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They all come across as fuckin losers.

What was the deal with Excruciating Terror having beef with Danny Hererra?
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In 1999, Tacoma, Washington metalcore band Botch released the song "C. Thomas Howell as the 'Soul Man'" on their 1999 album We Are the Romans, a critique of Racetraitor's attitude to race politics.[4]



The worst music I've ever heard
Honesty that touches a nerve
The words fall onto the floor
Drive home with no lessons learned

Soon the content outweighs the form
With time, the sounds get boring
For you and me, this posture is self-serving



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featherboa wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:29 am In 1999, Tacoma, Washington metalcore band Botch released the song "C. Thomas Howell as the 'Soul Man'" on their 1999 album We Are the Romans, a critique of Racetraitor's attitude to race politics.[4]



The worst music I've ever heard
Honesty that touches a nerve
The words fall onto the floor
Drive home with no lessons learned

Soon the content outweighs the form
With time, the sounds get boring
For you and me, this posture is self-serving



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I meant just in the thanks list for shit talking not actual song lyrics but if we’re expanding into that territory we’d have to include TiTD’s “broken promises and dead dreams”

Paw’s “Death To Traitors” seems to be directed towards a specific ex band member, I vaguely remember them stating such in an interview:

https://en.muztext.com/lyrics/paw-death-to-traitors
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i meant in the from software game sense of S tier!!
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When the lyrics appear to be handwritten chicken scratch with parts scribbled out and what not do you assume those are actually original notes or contrived bullshit.
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Impiety has some good ones:
Salve the Goat: Iblis Exelsi (1994) [EP] wrote:To all Norwegian 'Black-Metal' Clowns, We desecrate your so-called Northern Kingdom & Sky of White Falseness... Afterwhich, We Baptise All of thee in Piss!!!
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POPE JOHN PAUL 2 AND THE VATICAN WHOREHOUSE, CHRISTIAN COCKROACHES WORLDWIDE, SENTIMENTAL FAGS INTO EXTREME METAL PRACTICING NOT WHAT THEY PREACH, SMELLY ARIEL SHARON AND HIS STY FULL OF JEWSH PIGS (AWAIT THE DAWN OF A NEW INCINERATOR!), USELESS GODS OF FLESH AND STONE, RIP OFFS, COPYCATS & WANNA-BE'S, IQ-LESS ANIMALS WHO LOVE STEALING FROM OUR LYRICS, MOTHERFUCKERS WHO LOVE BOOTLEGGING OUR MERCH, TRENDY AND COLORFUL FASHION PIGS, HOBBY BANDS, NECROPINNOCHIO MORTIIS, WHITE METAL ASSWIPES LIKE KEKAL, ONE 'FULL OF SHIT' BACHIN, MAN BLANK AND SAKIT."
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NECROPINOCCHIO MORTIIS
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"RIP OFFS, COPYCATS & WANNA-BE'S, IQ-LESS ANIMALS WHO LOVE STEALING FROM OUR LYRICS"

this one really hits home because their song "Abominate Fornicate Desecrate!" (on that same 2002 album) contains the lyric dismantling the heavens, which is precisely what I named my band's first demo (2003). a total coincidence, but I doubt they give a shit - I'm marked for extermination.

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cxwx wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:40 pm Kill ‘Em All:
Jamaica queens soon Q ($6 a shot!!!)
Any dive in Jamaica charging more than 5 bucks for a well shot even in today’s dollars is bonkers. I’m guessing whoever was behind the bar that night hated longhairs, or Dave was with them being himself

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people who deserve to die: 3/4 of Yonkers

Still accurate

Exhorder slaughter in the Vatican / The Law
FUCK YOU:
Sammy Davis Jr
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hipster holocaust wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:52 am
cxwx wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:40 pm
FUCK YOU:
Sammy Davis Jr
Lol
The Sammy Davis Jr hate is bizarre! That guy ate shit from all directions and did it with a smile. RIP Sammy

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I don’t think Exhorder are the brightest bulbs in the light sockets so that might have something to do with it.
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Hunter wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:59 am
FVBTVS wrote: Wed Sep 21, 2022 9:05 am S tier cascade whore content
100% Agree
hipster holocaust wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:52 am
cxwx wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:40 pm
FUCK YOU:
Sammy Davis Jr
Lol
The Sammy Davis Jr hate is bizarre! That guy ate shit from all directions and did it with a smile. RIP Sammy

no doubt... Exhorder can eat a bowl of sammy shit. I imagine they thunked they was being funny tossing in sam.
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ANb:

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This was twelve years after whatever passive aggressive shit had occurred during The Poacher Diaries.
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dolphin safe tuna assholes ( don’t eat the tuna because it kills the dolphins, what about don’t eat the tuna because it kills the tuna you stupid self righteous piece of shit tool gobblers!)
this bit from the top post is so good
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Expression of Pain is still, after all these years, my favorite record that pretends to be FETO. I've been laughing at that Fuck-You list for all but about half a year of my entire adult life now
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I'm sure glad Exhorder mentioned the Vatican, though, I really feel like they badly needed to clarify where they stood on that issue.

Anyway, "Andy and his mom" is an immortal classic, I don't care.
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Someone here (i think car ramrod) sent me THE LAW on cassette and i still haven't listened to it :( despite that it is one of my most treasured possessions
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Well, Exhorder is quite good, so you should probably listen to that.
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