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Remember that haikus should mention the time of year or season


My evil boyfriend
Fuck my face now, Dracula!
Suck me off in May
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We can get married
Werewolf i met in springtime
They changed all the laws
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Hunchback, it's Thursday!
Stop saying that this is weird
It's a normal thing
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Godzilla monster
Nuclear fire cum blast
Japanese throat fuck
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What a lovely sight!
two ghosts blowing each other
on Christmas morning
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Frankenstein's monster
is a gay faggot homo
for Brendan Fraser
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Foot Foot wrote: Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:20 pm Frankenstein's monster
is a gay faggot homo
for Brendan Fraser
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What a bizarre movie!!
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Lon Chaney rim job
Teen wolf howls on Chubby’s chub
Wolf mans got nards plic
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EVERYONE SUCKS DICKS!
THEY DONT WANT TO, BUT THEY DO!
DRACULA MAKES THEM.
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Whacking ding dong
to monster that challenged world
cum would do it again
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