THREAD FOR VASTLY IMPROVED HIGHER QUALITY THINGS

[cxwx]

This time you get a cheese sandwich AND a Bar-S hotdog.

[featherboa]

there is no progress

[FVBTVS]

we were never modern

[FVBTVS]

snl discourse is always weird and makes me feel kinda old and uncool because i've never had a hard time focusing on the good things!

its been around for so long and had so many peaks and valleys its on you if you cant think of anything you like about it even when it seems terminally unfunny

tone sincere

[featherboa]

also why are they trying to erase PAT?

[Eight Bit Alien]

PAT HAS BEEN IMPROVED

[Necrometer]

slow burn but I finally see your point james

thanks for finding that leprosy tweet, vernon. I don’t have anything to say that wasn’t covered by the horny dudes in her comments: “whoa cool leprosy flag!”

[cxwx]

I’m going to be a party pooper and say she could just be an Ed Repka fan.

[Eight Bit Alien]

LORD OF THE RINGS HAS BEEN IMPROVED

THIS WAS GOOD

[ghost boner]

I think I can safely say that Beavis and butthead has been IMPROVED

[Necrometer]

no more problems

[Eight Bit Alien]

THE ONION HAS BEEN IMPROVED



THE ONION IS FUNNY AND GOOD

[The Bill]

Velma improved Scooby-Doo and the 1960’s. At the very least it was important to remove the dog, because someone might be allergic.

[FVBTVS]

[Eight Bit Alien]

SILENCE

TRUE DETECTIVE IS BETTER THAN IT WAS

IMPROVEMENTS CONTINUE



THAT IS ALL

[Eight Bit Alien]

EVERYTHING WILL BE IMPROVED

[FVBTVS]

[The Bill]

Jesus Christ! Well, at least it was about an illegitimate kid and not some trans nonsense like it seemed like in the beginning.

Also, can Home Improvement be improved? How about PGA Tour Partners Club: Game Improvement: Bunker Play With Peter Jacobsen? Asking for Peter Jacobsen.

[Hunter]

Grampa 2bit Alien: "The Jeffersons, Good TImes, What's Happening, and Diff'rent Strokes? LOOKS LIKE PRIMETIME HAS BEEN IMPROVED"

[Eight Bit Alien]

Those were great shows

NICE TRY but it's not about that. That's the trick. Don't get tricked

[Eight Bit Alien]

SILENCE

[Brutus Frank]

Since I was a child Sherman Hemsley has been my spiritual icon.

[Eight Bit Alien]

[The Bill]

DOCTOR WHO HAS BEEN IMPROVED

New doctor is a gay black guy and there’s singing now. Previous was punchable face flat chest woman.

Which is the most improved?

[cxwx]

The doctors in Tuskegee didn't actually infect black men with syphilis. They just hid the diagnosis and denied treatment for 15-20 years and allowed them to pass it along to wives, girlfriends and possibly babies while studying them like lab rats.

IMPROVED!