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I’d pay Mark Z Danielewski a stipend and then the publishing costs to finish “The Familiar” series because it will never happen now otherwise. Probably more of a selfish desire but I’m sure other people would appreciate it happening too.
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How wealthy is wealthy?
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Not enough money where you could just end world hunger or something like that.
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1. Every mcdonalds hamburger comes with a free baby pigeon
2. You have to take your pigeon home and raise it
3. If you dont do a good job you go to jail
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:06 pm 1. Every mcdonalds hamburger comes with a free baby pigeon
2. You have to take your pigeon home and raise it
3. If you dont do a good job you go to jail
But what if taking care of the pigeon backfires and if motivates you into becoming a brutal drug king pin on the streets of Baltimore?
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cxwx wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:01 pm Not enough money where you could just end world hunger or something like that.
My guy that's so far past wealthy, that's fascisti-royalty
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cxwx wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:08 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:06 pm 1. Every mcdonalds hamburger comes with a free baby pigeon
2. You have to take your pigeon home and raise it
3. If you dont do a good job you go to jail
But what if taking care of the pigeon backfires and if motivates you into becoming a brutal drug king pin on the streets of Baltimore?
Then I would blow up mcdonalds :roll:
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Brutus Frank wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:08 pm
cxwx wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:01 pm Not enough money where you could just end world hunger or something like that.
My guy that's so far past wealthy, that's fascisti-royalty
If someone had enough money to permanent end world hunger I’d probably just use state violence to confiscate it from them :wink:
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A privately funded library where you could only check out The Story Of The Eye, Matthew Stokoes “Cows” and Samuel R Delaneys’ “Hogg”. And a bookstore than only sold Gene Wolfe and Katherine Dunn.
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cxwx wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:15 pm
Brutus Frank wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:08 pm
cxwx wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:01 pm Not enough money where you could just end world hunger or something like that.
My guy that's so far past wealthy, that's fascisti-royalty
If someone had enough money to permanent end world hunger I’d probably just use state violence to confiscate it from them :wink:
That type of resentment is why militias get funded instead of soup kitchens.

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Brutus Frank wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:21 pm
cxwx wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:15 pm
Brutus Frank wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:08 pm
cxwx wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:01 pm Not enough money where you could just end world hunger or something like that.
My guy that's so far past wealthy, that's fascisti-royalty
If someone had enough money to permanent end world hunger I’d probably just use state violence to confiscate it from them :wink:
That type of resentment…
Of who specifically
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Video game jojrnalists!!!!!!!
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Fucking Antifa Sarkasian!!
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Well I mean if we are gonna talk about those shitheels Hasan really should sell his house and live in a tent.

I'm joking, he's my favorite intelligence asset.

The Turkish Intel establishment is just so fucking transparent in it's operatives. Y'all realize anyone related to dogan uygur is just a post-skorzeny fascist asset engaging in black propaganda, right? Like the only reason TYT or Hasan even show up in the online anglosphere is because the Turkish government pays viewfarms to up their engagement, solely so they have cultural assets operating here.

Or maybe some of you are dumb enough to trust self described socialists who live in multimillion dollar mansions.
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Who Cenk? He’s always described himself as a capitalist who is in favor of massive regularly state over seeing it.

This thread is supposed to be about inspiring the next Marlo Stanfield with complimentary pigeons.
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It's weird seeing them use that name (TYT) because the historical political party they are named after committed ethnic cleansing against my family in the early 20th century.

Obviously that was a long time ago and the term is very abstracted from its original meaning, but when I hear them rambling about how much this country sucks I think about how it was a pretty cool place for my great grandfather to seek shelter from identitarian genocide and create a good family from nothing.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 6:00 pm It's weird seeing them use that name (TYT) because the historical political party they are named after committed ethnic cleansing against my family in the early 20th century.

Obviously that was a long time ago and the term is very abstracted from its original meaning, but when I hear them rambling about how much this country sucks I think about how it was a pretty cool place for my great grandfather to seek shelter from identitarian genocide and create a good family from nothing.
My guy they know what they are doing.

It would be no different than if a bunch of Turkish self described socialists called themselves "the grey wolves" and tried to claim they were somehow "taking it back"

Socialists? Sure. The National kind. Don't worry, that's not an insult because it was a long time ago and it means something different now and they were never socialists anyway and blah blah blah bullshit anyone who hasn't studied the history leading up to Hitler taking power might say
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I just don't want to contribute to CANCEL CULTURE
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Im sorry we absolutely ruined your thread cxwx
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I’d give the homeless an enormous warehouse filled with booze and live stream it

I guess there’d be food and a portapotty too
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Listen, I just want Bill Gates money. Not the amount, his actual bank account. I want to spend it all on ferrarris. Then I want to give the ferraris to all the homeless I can, starting in California and NY
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Apr 24, 2023 6:10 pm Im sorry we absolutely ruined your thread cxwx
You’re restitution is reading The Familiar 1-5
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Okay will do
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What if you rounded up all the mentally ill homeless and set up a foundation to give them extensive martial arts training and then set them free again

They could do choekholds and the dim mak on everyone, that would be cool.
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Now I just want a Dim Mak record called “Homeless Ferrari”
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