You Motherfuckers are slippin
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You Motherfuckers are slippin
Jimmy Buffet dead and you guys sleepin on it.
who will CEOs hire now for pool parties with platinum toilet seat brackets......... my vote, Carbomb
who will CEOs hire now for pool parties with platinum toilet seat brackets......... my vote, Carbomb
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed
Eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Cheeseburger in paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heard about the old-time sailor mens
They eat the same thing again and again
"Warm beer and bread," they say, "could raise the dead"
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn
But times have changed for sailors these days
When I'm in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or bananas, or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed
Cheeseburger in paradise
Medium rare with Muenster'd be nice
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god almighty, which way do I steer...
...for my cheeseburger in paradise?
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god almighty, which way do I steer?
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed
Eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays
But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Cheeseburger in paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
Heard about the old-time sailor mens
They eat the same thing again and again
"Warm beer and bread," they say, "could raise the dead"
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn
But times have changed for sailors these days
When I'm in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or bananas, or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed
Cheeseburger in paradise
Medium rare with Muenster'd be nice
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god almighty, which way do I steer...
...for my cheeseburger in paradise?
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god almighty, which way do I steer?
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
My thoughts go out to Harmony Korine and the entire Beach Bum cast & crew.
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
Can we change the wordfilter now????????
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
Jimmy Buffet can suck my dick.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
Back to Xasthur fans? How about 6FU fans?
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
xasthur fans
elephants gerald wrote:
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
jimmy buffet sucks and is not getting any more of my energy other than this post
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
So what you're saying is your head aches, your feet stink and you don't love Jesus.
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
I’ve been to Margaritaville, better than Applebee’s or TGIF.
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
Blackbraid fans
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
I could eat almost anything at TGIF but Applebees and Olive Garden barely qualify as food to me. It's odd. I'm really not picky at all and I'm always thankful for food in general, aside from health stuff I don't think twice about fast food or convenience store hotdogs. Applebees in particular is gruesome.
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
Olive garden is pathetic except for the salty salad dressing. I do like that, even though I’m sure it takes it’s toll on your blood pressure.Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:27 pmI could eat almost anything at TGIF but Applebees and Olive Garden barely qualify as food to me. It's odd. I'm really not picky at all and I'm always thankful for food in general, aside from health stuff I don't think twice about fast food or convenience store hotdogs. Applebees in particular is gruesome.
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
Is Blackbraid the new Xathur? I don't leave the house anymore, so I don't know what kids are into nowadays.
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It's like if Xasthur was trans and pretended to be Cherokeea world of no wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2023 7:55 amIs Blackbraid the new Xathur? I don't leave the house anymore, so I don't know what kids are into nowadays.
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Re: You Motherfuckers are slippin
So Xasthur pretending to be Cherokee, in other words
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