You Motherfuckers are slippin

[Zerohero]

Jimmy Buffet dead and you guys sleepin on it.





who will CEOs hire now for pool parties with platinum toilet seat brackets......... my vote, Carbomb

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Tried to amend my carnivorous habits
Made it nearly seventy days
Losin' weight without speed
Eatin' sunflower seeds
Drinkin' lots of carrot juice and soakin' up rays

But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat
Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

Cheeseburger in paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

Heard about the old-time sailor mens
They eat the same thing again and again
"Warm beer and bread," they say, "could raise the dead"
Well, it reminds me of the menu at a Holiday Inn

But times have changed for sailors these days
When I'm in port I get what I need
Not just Havanas or bananas, or daiquiris
But that American creation on which I feed

Cheeseburger in paradise
Medium rare with Muenster'd be nice
Heaven on Earth with an onion slice
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god almighty, which way do I steer...

...for my cheeseburger in paradise?
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god almighty, which way do I steer?

[Hunter]

My thoughts go out to Harmony Korine and the entire Beach Bum cast & crew.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Can we change the wordfilter now????????

[kevin hash]

Jimmy Buffet can suck my dick.

[FVBTVS]

Jimmy Buffet can suck my dick.

[cxwx]

Can we change the wordfilter now????????

Back to Xasthur fans? How about 6FU fans?

[\m/Johnny\m/]

xasthur fans

[a world of no]

xasthur fans

[Geeheeb]

jimmy buffet sucks and is not getting any more of my energy other than this post

[cxwx]

jimmy buffet sucks and is not getting any more of my energy other than this post

So what you're saying is your head aches, your feet stink and you don't love Jesus.

[The Bill]

I’ve been to Margaritaville, better than Applebee’s or TGIF.

[Brutus Frank]

xasthur fans

Blackbraid fans

[Eight Bit Alien]

I’ve been to Margaritaville, better than Applebee’s or TGIF.

I could eat almost anything at TGIF but Applebees and Olive Garden barely qualify as food to me. It's odd. I'm really not picky at all and I'm always thankful for food in general, aside from health stuff I don't think twice about fast food or convenience store hotdogs. Applebees in particular is gruesome.

[The Bill]

I’ve been to Margaritaville, better than Applebee’s or TGIF.

I could eat almost anything at TGIF but Applebees and Olive Garden barely qualify as food to me. It's odd. I'm really not picky at all and I'm always thankful for food in general, aside from health stuff I don't think twice about fast food or convenience store hotdogs. Applebees in particular is gruesome.

Olive garden is pathetic except for the salty salad dressing. I do like that, even though I’m sure it takes it’s toll on your blood pressure.

[a world of no]

xasthur fans

Blackbraid fans

Is Blackbraid the new Xathur? I don't leave the house anymore, so I don't know what kids are into nowadays.

[Brutus Frank]

xasthur fans

Blackbraid fans

Is Blackbraid the new Xathur? I don't leave the house anymore, so I don't know what kids are into nowadays.

It's like if Xasthur was trans and pretended to be Cherokee

[Eight Bit Alien]

So Xasthur pretending to be Cherokee, in other words