Who would be on your sextape when you were 15/16??

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Who would be on your sextape when you were 15/16??

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Lara Croft
Elizabeth Hurley
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The girl from Men in Black
A booby girl from an Ackercoke ad I tore out of Alternate Press magazine

Pam Anderson naked jpgs printed off computer and hidden in an old neon fanny pack
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laetitia casta
rose mcgowan
martina hingis
marina sirtis
valeria golino
jennifer connelly
mia sara
molly ringwald
wynona rider

i gotta stop :lol:

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Amy Jo Johnson
Nicole Eggert
Kristie Swanson
Missy Hyatt
Chun-li
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Wow i forgot rose mcgowan

Also big time big time, Faruza Balk
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I would be a couple of years too old for a lot of those broads if 16 is the oldest I could be.
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Ginger Lynn. Dana Plato.
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I remember the first girl I searched for naked on the internet was Morgan Fairchild. I was on webtv and searched "Morgan Fairchilds ass" I remember it vividly. I had just watched peewees big adventure and needed to bust one like a ninja stole my x1. Anyway, Morgan Fairchild
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ghost boner wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:53 pm I had just watched peewees big adventure and needed to bust one like a ninja stole my x1. Anyway, Morgan Fairchild
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i was under the impression that a sextape is something where two people are having sex and it gets videotaped. So if one of those people is 16 year old me, then there is no sex tape.
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I had initially assumed that this was a stealth thread meant to find out who hadn't had sex at 16... guess I overestimated eba's crimunal energy
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there is only one real answer here guys and gals:

Rondot, Thurber and Robert.
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Post Mortem Ejaculation wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 7:51 am there is only one real answer here guys and gals:

Rondot, Thurber and Robert.
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YER. MA.
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actual answers:

Asia Argento
Monica Bellucci
Bai Ling
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Melissa Auf der Maur
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Oh, I forgot Erika Eleniak from Under Siege.
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FVBTVS wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:25 pm
ghost boner wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:53 pm I had just watched peewees big adventure and needed to bust one like a ninja stole my x1. Anyway, Morgan Fairchild
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I just laughed so hard my autistic son asked what was so funny and ran over. I showed him and he looked up puzzled, and mimicked my laughter. Lucky he can’t read yet.

Personally too many to list. The first naughty pics I ever uploaded onto a monitor was a hard disk circulating freshman year containing pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s head amateurishly pasted over some naked chick’s body. Pretty great looking back on one of those heart-pumping THIS IS THE FUTURE moments.

So, I guess her.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:36 am
Post Mortem Ejaculation wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 7:51 am there is only one real answer here guys and gals:

Rondot, Thurber and Robert.
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The Bill wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 1:00 pm Oh, I forgot Erika Eleniak from Under Siege.
Is that the cake scene?
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Introvert wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 11:20 pm
The Bill wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 1:00 pm Oh, I forgot Erika Eleniak from Under Siege.
Is that the cake scene?
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