Fuck you, call the cops thread

[Eight Bit Alien]

-Michael graves era misfits made some awesome songs fuck you call the cops

-Chris Tucker absolutely fucking sucks fuck you call the cops

-Jello Biafra and Henry Rollins fucking SUCK fuck you call the cops.

-Dane Cook was funny fuck you call the cops

-Amy Schumer was hilarious before 2015 fuck you call the cops

-Mayhem before Satanthanananas is unlistenable garbage and people only like it because theyre true crime podcast girls, fuck you call the cops

[Eight Bit Alien]

OF YOU DON'T DESERVE MENAT AT MY BEST YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST IMMMARILYN MONROE GIRL YOU CSNT HAVEDLEMME AT MY BEST

[Geeheeb]

James rides or dies for Wolf's Lair Abyss...

[Foot Foot]

oooooo WAH AH AH AH no you shut the FUCK UP DAD

[Hunter]

[Toilet Fleet]

I hereby before all the spirits and angelic entities here and forever after being and coming into being REFUSE this demonic ritual to awaken the empassioned humors of rage and anger, commingled as all sins with the progenitor of all evil LUST, during this holiest month of No Nut November you yakubian devil

[featherboa]

so go on ahead an call the cops

[Geeheeb]

[FVBTVS]

I don't know if ive ever said this before so forgive me in advance, inshallah this is a safe space, but at one point several years ago i wrote on a post-it note a list of bands, musicians and authors I checked out as a young teenager solely because rollins talked about it, sometimes even off handedly, and it was just a staggering amount of good shit. I ran out space on the post-it

[Toilet Fleet]

now hear me out]

Rollins as an actor is actually great

and as for the cultural outputs he champions I think he's (YOU MUST KEEP HEARING ME OUT) the Wario to Rob Zombie's Waluigi

[FVBTVS]

What if Marlon Brando was intead just a hyperactive child who went on to push a lot of weight in the gym and then drove around the country getting spit on by teenagers while living out of a van and eating bologna sandwiches

[Hunter]

Rollins as ...

• an actor: love it, ALWAYS psyched to see him show up.

• story teller: Solid, I've enjoyed a few spoken shows

• a radio host: Haven't heard a ton, but seems like he's got a pretty wide variety of tastes

• Black Flag frontman: I like him, call the cops

• Bad Brains frontman for an MC5 cover: Yes

• pretty much anything else: ehhhh

[the awesome Assassin]

This is still a toe tapper. Just got re-released.

[FVBTVS]

37:28

1:05:14

[hipster holocaust]

Like em or not, Rollins Band performing at the fucking Grammy awards on prime time broadcast television is one of the most ridiculous things we’ll have ever witnessed in our lifetimes

[FVBTVS]

i memba

[hipster holocaust]

The comment about dude seeing him on his spoken word tour after it and remembering looking down on Peter Gabriel in agony is

[Hunter]

If there's one band that I've listened to a ton but never fully connected with, it's The Rollins Band. Everything about them was up my alley as a teen, but it never clicked. Maybe I needed to see them live.

[riley-o]

I really liked Liar, but considering I owned three of their albums and if I made a greatest hits collection it would probably just be a couple songs from Weight and that’s it, I guess it’s probably time you call the cops

[The Bill]

[cxwx]

Joyce Carol Oates is the Stephen King of literary fiction.

[THE KILL]

Months later, I still have absolutely no regrets about telling EBA to eat shit. Fuck you, cry to your mom

[Eight Bit Alien]

are you okay dude? This is getting weird.
What set you off this time??

[THE KILL]

Oh just a friendly reminder, since you were crying about how much I would regret telling you the facts... guess you don't like being wrong, but who can blame you...

[Eight Bit Alien]

Oh just a friendly reminder, since you were crying about how much I would regret telling you the facts... guess you don't like being wrong, but who can blame you...

I have no idea what this means

BUT... alright little buddy, end of the line. Gonna Deploying 'foe' option from here on out. I can't read what you say anymore.

I cut you a lot of slack for a long time because I'm pretty sure you're on the spectrum, and your bizarre anger and inability to parse tone might partially stem from factors not entirely in your control. There aren't many of us left here, and it seems like a shame to shave people off that list unnecessarily. Unfortunately these odd little intrusions sometimes derail my conversations with others, and I enjoy this place too much to waste what reeelapse-juice we have left. I'm pretty sure I'm repeating myself here, but I bear you no ill will and I have no idea why you waste so much time thinking about me. I really have no idea who you are, and if you bothered me I would just ignore you.

Goodbye strange little german man!