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I really hope this becomes a trend.

Apparently this is the broad that wrecked Ari Shaffir's black little heart. God bless her, she created a warrior.
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Natasha is married to Moshe Kasher.

I'm surprised Ari Shaffir still has anything resembling a career after all the bullshit he's pulled on friends and his constant need to stir up controversy by any means necessary. I'm willing to bet that he is one of the guys Katt Williams referred to when he said Rogan pushes 6 comedians who have never been funny.
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It really is problematic. I can't stand having so little control over celebrities
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Why would you want to control them? To make them funnier?
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God dammit Natasha rules so hard and her tits rule pretty good too
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:lol:
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Troy Bond rules. I literally only know he exists because he started showing up in my Youtube shorts recommendations, but I basically always click when he does and it never disappoints.
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Kim Congdon: childless milf - 7/10. She seemed off in this one. Something about the delivery wasn't right like she was nervous. Still hottest chick in the world though
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this was good!
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30 minutes kurt metzger 0/10 :nopizza:
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Kurt is terrible. I used to listen to Race Wars just because they'd have on guests that were good and Sherrod would put him in his place a lot but he is such an unfunny dumbfuck.
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i could totally allow for the possibility that he's good in a writers room or maybe a funny person to know but that was one of the most insultingly barren things ive ever seen. living on the internet has literally destroyed some people and they'll never admit it to themselves. there's one actual joke joke in the whole thing about the guy that attacked jared fogle in prison being the closest thing to an actual batman we have, its a very funny premise that he just puts out there and does nothing further with. i wanted to fucking punch myself in the face for watching.
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female comics deservedly get a lot of shit when theyre white hot attractive and basically do nothing else except vamp around their vaginas but whatever the fuck metzger is doing is the male equivalent. he's just a rambling and off putting guy wholly alienated from other people by his own media diet

faggot!! fuck off!
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It's funny, I remember talking about Natasha Leggero being funny on here like 15 years ago and getting endless shit for it (A funny woman? you just want to fuck her, bro!" was the Soiled Depends-brained response) but I'm glad people now realize she's actually funny and great.
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Jimmy carr: natural born killer - 7.5/10. This just felt off for him. I mean still pretty good but like... not Jimmy carr?
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Fubtz im sorry but i genuinely enjoy the kurt metzger special sorry. It made me laugh



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Gary Gulman - Born on 3rd Base - 9/10 - I love Gary.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:57 pm Fubtz im sorry but i genuinely enjoy the kurt metzger special sorry. It made me laugh
I accept your apology :lhug:
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I don’t know if the John Mulaney thing on nextflix counts, but the first episode was good even if it totally squandered Stavvy
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fwiw i watched a couple of older metzger sets, all prior to 2016, that were genuinely funny and good. HMMMM STRANGE. so i guess now unfortunately i'm even more right than i was when this whole awful business began..
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Metzger derangement syndrome
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Tom Brady Roast - 10
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postaddiction wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 6:26 am Tom Brady Roast - 10
Jesus man you're not wrong. Fucking solid gold. Most of the football jokes went over my head but that's OK because NIKKI FUCKING GLASER
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