Rate the last stand-up special you've watched

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ghost boner wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 7:56 pm
postaddiction wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 6:26 am Tom Brady Roast - 10
Jesus man you're not wrong. Fucking solid gold. Most of the football jokes went over my head but that's OK because NIKKI FUCKING GLASER
I saw some as the wife watched it. That one guy, (Tony?) the dude that made fun of Brady’s shoes, fucking machine gunned that whole place. Fucking beautiful.
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The best joke was Julian Edelman talking about Gronk's dick and mentioning "There was another Patriots Tight End, man, he was hung" about Aaron Hernandez, who hanged himself in prison after his murder conviction.
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Hahahah holy fuck
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COLIN QUINN. FOREVER
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 2:00 pm COLIN QUINN. FOREVER
I saw a clip of him on Rogan the other day and holy SHIT did he sound old. Not disconnected and out of touch, I mean physically elderly in the voice. Also maybe a bit old-man in the attitude, but he's old enough that it tracks.

Still hilarious, let's enjoy him while he still graces us with his presence.
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ghost boner wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 7:56 pm
postaddiction wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 6:26 am Tom Brady Roast - 10
Jesus man you're not wrong. Fucking solid gold. Most of the football jokes went over my head but that's OK because NIKKI FUCKING GLASER
I learned quite a few things that I didn't have requisite knowledge about, but when stuff like that comes up I can pretty much infer from context clues enough to find it almost as funny as I would if I got the reference.
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Nikki glaser: someday you'll die - 8/10
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Nikki Glaser rules.
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this gets pretty good somewhere :lol:
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This was very very special
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I'm sure this will annoy the fuck out of most of you, but this special absolutely rules if it's up your alley

the weird thing is that I've listened to hundreds of hours of her podcast and she's borderline prudish when it comes to anything remotely sexual

maybe: no schoolyard crassness, it must be Art!
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Necrometer wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2024 8:49 pm

I'm sure this will annoy the fuck out of most of you, but this special absolutely rules if it's up your alley

the weird thing is that I've listened to hundreds of hours of her podcast and she's borderline prudish when it comes to anything remotely sexual

maybe: no schoolyard crassness, it must be Art!
Well, at least she’s not a dyke. :mastoman:
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