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Was it the Chris Farley song? That's so good.
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Adam sandler: love you - 8.5/10 definitely also misted up at the end
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i liked the grape joke at the beginning
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That and the smooth boner story killed
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Not stand-up but this is very funny to see a moron getting upset while questioning other morons

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not as good as the rogan vivisection but wow this guy is a bum
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I hadn't heard of that 17 year old kid doing interviews before. Can't tell if I'm on board or find it obnoxious. Definitely was siding with him during that interview with Luca though, holy shit what a goon.
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Hunter wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2024 11:03 am I hadn't heard of that 17 year old kid doing interviews before. Can't tell if I'm on board or find it obnoxious. Definitely was siding with him during that interview with Luca though, holy shit what a goon.
Yeah hes an obnoxious little reptile imo. Im on no ones side 😆

He jumped onstage when the creators of elden ring were accepting their big game of the year award and mumbled something stupid about bill clinton
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:lol: this is pretty good

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Sinbad needs to make a comeback
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Holy shit I remember that.

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postaddiction wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2024 7:56 am Image

Sinbad needs to make a comeback
He had a stroke in 2020 and I think has been in a wheelchair since. Sucks, he fucking ruled. He was on an episode of Hollywood Handbook (a sarcastic podcast from two 'Hollywood insiders') like 10 years ago and it was hilarious.
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Eight Foot Man Child's story is the best
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cxwx wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2024 8:09 am
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i still quote this all the time
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cxwx wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2024 9:24 am Eight Foot Man Child's story is the best
I still think about this and laugh out loud. One of the most quality fuckin posts on here :lol:
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Deon cole: ok, mister - 7/10

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ghost boner wrote: Sat Oct 12, 2024 12:38 am
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Eight Foot Manchild wrote: Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:35 pm SURPRISE FAMOUS PEOPLE I'M FUCKIN BACK ON THE SCENE

Let's kick off a new year of gossip with a blast from the past: Sinbad (remember him?) is culturally insensitive.

A lot of famous people come to the Berklee Performance Center. The box office people (more directly, the president and high end staff of the school) basically let them waltz into any show for free. George Clinton came once, so did Kevin Bacon. Bill Cosby on several occasions (more on them another time). But for some reason, Sinbad is the only one who seems to think he's welcome to come in and fuck about whenever he pleases, even when the theater isn't open and there's nothing going on there.

One time he came by when tryouts for some big concert were going on. The only people in the lobby were me and Olu, an ancient, decrepit Nigerian security guard who is very bitter about being an ancient, decrepit Nigerian security guard. Also, he's extremely racist against other black people. You can probably guess where this is going.

Sinbad rolls up talking on his cell phone, barely even acknowledges that he's being let into the theater. It's like he's going to work. This is routine for him. There is absolutely no reason for him to be here. He sits in the house for about five minutes, during which time Olu is mumbling to himself, clearly resentful of the fact that he's not allowed to kick Sinbad out.

Sinbad comes back to the lobby on his way out the door and does the worst thing he could possibly do: he starts joking around with Olu. He's goofing off, telling jokes, talking about the show he has later at another venue. Olu could not possibly give less of a fuck.

The next part is hard to describe, but imagine Sinbad flailing about, trying to get a laugh out of Olu, Olu just nodding and shifting his weight, and somewhere in the middle of this, he says:

"Yes, yes. Okay. Time to go," and sort of gestures to the door.

Sinbad is stunned, but finds this amusing, that some emaciated, hunchbacked old black dude with a funny accent and coke bottle glasses is telling him to leave. He keeps joking, but Olu isn't having it and they're talking over each other.

"Is time to go, yes? You see, the theater is closed. You cannot be here no more, see. Is time to go."

It culminates thusly: Sinbad plays the "don't you know who I am?' card, Olu persists in not giving a fuck. Sinbad begins to leave, but keeps talking as he's walking-

Sinbad: They didn't have no TV in Haiti then, huh?
Olu: You, you, you get out of here. I am not from Haiti, you ignorant man.
Sinbad: Can't hear you, man. We speak English here. (Referring to Olu's very thick accent)
Olu: Yah? Yah? Well I say niggah, you is ignant, yah? You unnastan now?

Sinbad by now is halfway out the door. He gives some kind of Rasta salute or something and says "have a good day".

Olu proceeds to give me a very long lecture about how angry he is with the general state of society at large and how he has two masters degrees back in Nigeria.

In retrospect, I guess this story was more about Olu than Sinbad.
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Oh yeah hahaha that fuckn rules
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Ali Wong’s new Netflix thing is pretty funny. Or I’m just doing the knee-jerk laughing thing because I irrationally think she can see it and wanna bone her 🤷‍♂️
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Adrienne Iapalucci "The Dark Queen" - 9 (it deserves a 10, but there is the grade gender gap)

James Acaster - Hecklers Welcome - 0

Jim Gaffigan - The Skinny - 10
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New Anthony jeselnik out today on Netflix. Fuckn rules. 8.5/10
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