Snacks: Prelude to the Apocalypse War

[Eight Bit Alien]

We are going to have a series of apocalyptic battle threads where the best snack of all time will be determined via poll

You have to write down the best snacks in this thread, or forever hold your peace

The obvious answer is pretzels but it has been prophesied that false suggestions will appear such as chips, peanuts, microwavable bagels, etc

We respect all WARRIORS who appear in this kombat tournament

Please use the write-in ballot below to nominate your snack. Lists of snacks are okay too

[Eight Bit Alien]

The first snack to be suggested is

PRETZELS

[Toilet Fleet]

Coming around to the idea that it all peaked with nowadays Doritos: nacho cheese, cool ranch, and taco

[MPD]

heroin.

or

old trappers peppered beef jerky.

[Geeheeb]

Ooooh pretzels

[Eight Bit Alien]

heroin.

or

old trappers peppered beef jerky.

Heroin is literally pointless without snacks. It's basically a condiment

That point aside beef jerky is an extremely worthy contender

[Eight Bit Alien]

Doritos are on the mt rushmore for sure

Takis are #2 for me now that I'm thinking about this more clearly

[The Bill]

Buttered popcorn that doesn’t get stuck in my teeth.

Strawberry and cherry flavored hard candies like Skittles, Starburst, Now and Laters, and flavored tootsie Rolls.

[MPD]

only grape flavor is real.

[FVBTVS]

gonna buy some snacks tomorrow

[Eight Bit Alien]

only grape flavor is real.

We are not so different you and I

[Toilet Fleet]

I gotta say that pretzels are legit, but it's such a wide category that it feels like cheating imho

(Favorite pretzels: honey mustard nuggets; Dot's; the big fuckin welfare pack of rods; giant hornkin softies from a cart vendor that knows exactly six words of English, none of them "napkin," with three packets of mustard and enough salt to kill everyone in Macedonia)

[Eight Bit Alien]

you should be fucking writing this shit in some way that benefits you financially

Why just throw this shit into the void for the 3 of us who still sit here

[Eight Bit Alien]

And yes

1. Pretzels are an uber-category and I won't accept any deconstruction of it, and I dont care if thats unfair. It's soft pretzels, buffalo smashed bits, rods, everything all together

2. Dots are from another fucking planet

[ghost boner]

Not much of a snack guy but I do have to admit almost anytime I see dots pretzels at the store later that day that entire bag will be empty in my trash can

[Introvert]

A recent discovery is lentil chips and smoked hummus

[cxwx]

A recent discovery is lentil chips and smoked hummus

I've always hated lentil chips but don't think I've met a hummus I didn't like.

That reminds me I tried some plantain chips with jerk seasoning a few months ago that were pretty delicious.

[Eight Bit Alien]

The usual suspects chime in with their bullshit

Couscous and mongolian snail juice...

[FVBTVS]

yeah get that goop.com shit out of here

no fennel dips or queer crackers

[featherboa]

popcorn

[Whee of the Dead]

popcorn

good popcorn at the movie theater is mandatory

Taste wise the Reign In Blood of snacks is Reese's. However you can't binge reese's while lounging or your face will turn into the fat bitch from Blade.

So I'll enlist in the dorito clan

[cxwx]

I just happen to be working on a tin of chocolate covered pretzels, fake m&m's micro peanut butter cups, chocolate covered popcorn and chocolate dipped mint fake Oreos.

In general though cool ranch Doritos is gOD tier.

[Toilet Fleet]

Oh fuck I forgot about covering those salty motherfuckers in chocolate

Yeah it's the only category that matters, literally something for everybody

Even the weak xasthur fans that need gluten free just end up getting extra cronch cronch

[cxwx]

Any kettle style potato chip but particularly jalapeño.

[featherboa]

there's a cool ranch fake / vegan / chickpea chip and it's really good
hippeas brand i think

i love potato chip too