IF your name isnt chuck schuldiner you should kill yourself

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I STARTED TO READ MOBY DICK, AND THEN I THREW IT AWAY, BECAUSE THE THIRD WORD WASN'T "CHUCK"
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 7:17 pm I STARTED TO READ MOBY DICK, AND THEN I THREW IT AWAY, BECAUSE THE THIRD WORD WASN'T "CHUCK"
…. Oh, that’s because his middle is Chuck. Moby Chuck Dick. It was the second word.
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I think you are thinking of the true statement "Moby Chugs Dick"
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If you don't write a killer song about your former jazz-fusion-ass-guitar player and also out him for being gay in the same song on the next album after you kicked him out of the band, then YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT NOTHING AT ALL
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 7:49 am If you don't write a killer song about your former jazz-fusion-ass-guitar player and also out him for being gay in the same song on the next album after you kicked him out of the band, then YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT NOTHING AT ALL
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Geeheeb wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 1:50 pm choke on it
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Brutus Frank wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 2:07 pm
godofdeadlydeath wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 7:49 am If you don't write a killer song about your former jazz-fusion-ass-guitar player and also out him for being gay in the same song on the next album after you kicked him out of the band, then YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT NOTHING AT ALL
I was referring to Masvidal but it's kind of crazy that Mustaine and Schuldiner both wrote the same song lyrically about their jazzy ex guitar players
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