Everybody wish Robert a happy belated Independence Day

[postaddiction]

He's asking to come back. He has no understanding of what happened or what he did to contribute to that situation. He still thinks he's a victim here. Transcripts coming soon.

Also, I can post from my laptop again now that I vanquished that cursed motherfucker from my life

[cxwx]

All this time I thought Robert was just an online projection from a really bored dude

You're joking right?

lol no. I never kept up with this storyline. He would just randomly pop up in threads like the jump scare homeless person in Mulholland Drive

There's been twenty years of physical evidence of photos of his existence. Including pictures of him with other relapsers. Multiple photos of him with his face cut up. The infamous picture of him watching Incapacitants at No Fun Fest. The article about him playing that show with a girl where she broke light tubes across his face and he slammed her over his knee. This is just what I can think of off the top of my head.
https://www.noisewiki.com/wiki/index.ph ... LY_ORIFICE

[godofdeadlydeath]

I feel like you had to be past the ROBERT prime era if you ever doubted his actual existence? He was a real presence with real photographic proof for many years on the old RBB. I will admit that when he would PM me about wrestling at various points like 10-15 years ago I had suspected maybe it was an imposter, but it probably was really him

[the awesome Assassin]

Ask this guy to call him. https://jonbreaksbadnews.com/?fbclid=PA ... EeZnyIYP6g

[Whee of the Dead]

I feel like you had to be past the ROBERT prime era if you ever doubted his actual existence? He was a real presence with real photographic proof for many years on the old RBB. I will admit that when he would PM me about wrestling at various points like 10-15 years ago I had suspected maybe it was an imposter, but it probably was really him

I was here since summer of 2001 but mostly just lurked and kept to threads about movies and music and that great thread about tits.

[Geeheeb]

I have met Whee but haven’t met Robert.

[spacehamster]

Apparently the secret to eternal youth is roughing it, taking every drug imaginable and cutting your face into ribbons every weekend.

[postaddiction]

It's maintaining expert/preschool level, cannot-take care-of-self immaturity and refusal/inability to confront reality. His bodily tissues probably try to gaslight the aging process

[the awesome Assassin]

I asked him about eternal youth.

[Whee of the Dead]

Just released the link said Austin mugshots. I wonder how many times ive walked past him.

[THE KILL]

Jesus, I remember that "I'll fix your car" note from somebody's signature and I always wondered what the hell that was about. The two phrases kept popping up in my head at the most inopportune moments.

[cxwx]

Jesus, I remember that "I'll fix your car" note from somebody's signature and I always wondered what the hell that was about. The two phrases kept popping up in my head at the most inopportune moments.

[spacehamster]

Wait wait, Robert wrote that?

[cxwx]

Wait wait, Robert wrote that?

Here's the answer you seek...

[Eight Bit Alien]

I think those are two different postit notes. The "fix your wagon" thing was something somebody found on the floor iirc?

[cxwx]

I think those are two different postit notes. The "fix your wagon" thing was something somebody found on the floor iirc?

Isn't that one of the angry faxes he used to send to the Relapse offices?

Another was "I'll wear you like a fucking mask if you don't____[ something something, I forget]" or maybe that was another poster just being edgy.

[ghost boner]

Andrea found that wagon note outside her house and used it as her sig forever

[FVBTVS]

[Eight Bit Alien]

I think those are two different postit notes. The "fix your wagon" thing was something somebody found on the floor iirc?

Isn't that one of the angry faxes he used to send to the Relapse offices?

Another was "I'll wear you like a fucking mask if you don't____[ something something, I forget]" or maybe that was another poster just being edgy.

I missed the fax saga, that was before my time. I remember pme was the big gun there?? Trying to get them to fix the board or something, sending pictures of the zodiac killer??

[cxwx]

I think those are two different postit notes. The "fix your wagon" thing was something somebody found on the floor iirc?

Isn't that one of the angry faxes he used to send to the Relapse offices?

Another was "I'll wear you like a fucking mask if you don't____[ something something, I forget]" or maybe that was another poster just being edgy.

I missed the fax saga, that was before my time. I remember pme was the big gun there?? Trying to get them to fix the board or something, sending pictures of the zodiac killer??

I think some of them were from PME ( what ever happened to that comp by the way )

I'm sure Johnlapse has them all or maybe theloglady. I'm pretty sure it was a picture of Ed Gein but can't remember specifically who sent the fax.

[cxwx]

Andrea found that wagon note outside her house and used it as her sig forever

I remember it being in her sig, I wonder how it got twisted into it being a Robert original or some joker just threw it into the Deadly Orifice noise wiki and it got retconned. I remember Father Of Lies saying Robert was talking to a female friend of his once and she thought it was all fun and games until he told her he was going to get her pregnant and hoped the baby strangles her with the umbilical cord at birth.

[spacehamster]

Yeah, see, I remember the "fix your wagon" note being in Andrea's signature, but never anything about it having something to do with Robert.

[i am a burn victim..]

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Goddamn I’m the only adult in the fucking room
RISE ^* god wins

[i am a burn victim..]

https://1drv.ms/u/c/37c7e035e8bff0b0/ER ... uZqrML1qGg

I am
The only adult in the room
~ while your acting gay I’m
Gonna pick
A hill die on it and take out a pedophile cartel ~ not big but better than you anyways | it’s what adults do

I don’t feel
Like shit talking friends of 25 years and I won’t humans are humans I am not human and I am very greatful to heave the best life
I’ve
Ever seen
And I am so in shock of it I don’t tell people it destroys reality we have 900
Days peodpjolw out ~ abyss

https://1drv.ms/u/c/37c7e035e8bff0b0/ER ... uZqrML1qGg



Also
This isn’t your board .. it’s my board literally 1997 I was the first poster along with Satan herself and jew Aaron rupar the kiike and introvert and the like weepsk kike boy amen

[i am a burn victim..]

~

At this point I can only judge someone by if I’ve
Seen them bleed or
Pay the price | aka David Allen Marten and me ~

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jannes_and_Jambres


Step into heaven univited like
Who gives a fuxk ones to the sky amen^* pedophile god amen