if it weren't for the beatles, black metal would not exist

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if it weren't for the beatles, black metal would not exist

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is this accurate? i truly don't know
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Ringo actually played the first burst beat
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She's Heavy once struck me as an early shot, certainly at some Electric Funeral energy anyway.

And there's no way to know, but probably not.
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Geeheeb wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 7:25 am Ringo actually played the first burst beat
:lol:
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".

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No Beatles = no Sabbath as we know it = no metal as we know it = the world would have collapsed by now
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FVBTVS wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 8:50 am
Geeheeb wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 7:25 am Ringo actually played the first burst beat
:lol:
I’m pretty proud of this one, but it falls flat on other audiences
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and that's why we press on
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When you compare Varg Vikernes to Yoko Ono, the similarities are striking.
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Geeheeb wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 9:37 am
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 8:50 am
Geeheeb wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 7:25 am Ringo actually played the first burst beat
:lol:
I’m pretty proud of this one, but it falls flat on other audiences
the 'actually' is load bearing
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I can get behind Elenor Rigby as an instrumental as intro potential for a lot of scary hissy records
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I’m sure there’s no DSO without a day in the life
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Listening to some proto-crust (Dave Clark Five)
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Trueish, I guess? Moreso than the Stones or Elvis at least.
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Toilet Fleet wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 12:51 pm Listening to some proto-crust (Dave Clark Five)
Don’t you mean The D-Beatles?

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If it wasn’t for Christianity, black metal wouldn’t exist.
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If it were for the periodic table metal wouldn’t exist.

Rolling Stones are to blame for black metal. Beatles are to blame for the Sex Pistols. And a very bad diet of fast food and Budweiser is to blame for grindcore.
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Necrophilic Mallard wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2024 7:27 pm If it wasn’t for Christianity, black metal wouldn’t exist.
100% this. When I ask myself why something exists, I only have to remember that God created everything - and then I don't have to think about it anymore. This saves crucial "pondering life" and "self-reflection" time that I can instead spend masturbating.
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lol
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Abbey Road is older than the garden of Eden
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 9:49 am the garden of Eden
I, Ron Butterfly
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samiam wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
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i don't get the burst beat joke but it's still funny as just a dumb typo
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