The Wolf of Relapse

[hipster holocaust]

All my leads are generated randomly by a dialer but good point, if I was planning on staying there past tomorrow…

[cxwx]

[hipster holocaust]

Today the dude next to me made a deal with $20k commission and the one across from me $25k. Meanwhile I’m getting $300 tomorrow for the whole week FUCK YOU

[hipster holocaust]

A pigeon just shit on my head I’m not fuckin showering

[Necrometer]

Today the dude next to me made a deal with $20k commission and the one across from me $25k. Meanwhile I’m getting $300 tomorrow for the whole week FUCK YOU

so it turns out “fuck you money” is $300

[hipster holocaust]

Would you like some money Ross? Fuck you I only do deals with businesses that take in a mil per month in revenue

Where did Hemingway put his gun I wanted to see it for a second

[Necrometer]

you can buy so many NYC value breakfasts for $300 though!

[hipster holocaust]

I drank breakfast earlier this week and no one noticed or cared

[cxwx]

You can move in with me, I'll buy you some Tillamook to cheer you up

[hipster holocaust]

Gat dayum

[Hunter]

I drank breakfast earlier this week and no one noticed or cared

I was gonna say that this job seems like the kind where I'd keep bottles in the drawer of my desk. Alcohol, pills - standard bottle stuff.

[postaddiction]

Today the dude next to me made a deal with $20k commission and the one across from me $25k.

Are they hiring?

[hipster holocaust]

There is no fuckin way I would hook a friend up with this shitshow. Def someone who I hated on here though

[ghost boner]

A pigeon just shit on my head I’m not fuckin showering

And Tillamook is the best shit ever. Ice cream, cheese, meat sticks and jerky. I've gone to the factory a few times and always come home with arm loads of shit

[The Bill]

A pigeon just shit on my head I’m not fuckin showering

And Tillamook is the best shit ever. Ice cream, cheese, meat sticks and jerky. I've gone to the factory a few times and always come home with arm loads of shit

Tilamook’s super triple chocolate whatever the fuck is a sin, and I’m not a religious man. Their cheese is good too, but I think Cabot still beats it (supermarket cheese, wise).

[Introvert]

I lived just over an hour away from the Tillamook factory for almost 20 years. Been there many times. Cheese doesn’t do anything for me. They have a peanut butter ice cream that I have appreciated from time to time, but their output is mostly wasted on me. Just like getting bored with strip clubs in Portland over the years, my only excitement of taking people there for the first time, was to see how much fun they were having.

[hipster holocaust]

When I lived in Portland I worked in a group home in the projects near Gresham that had access to government cheese. That cheese was tmook and it was stocked as fuck in the fridge. Doing the math even in 2007 dollars I still got paid more there, at minimum wage, and literally got paid to sleep half the time while I was on site. Fuck all of you

[Introvert]

When I lived in Portland I worked in a group home in the projects near Gresham that had access to government cheese. That cheese was tmook and it was stocked as fuck in the fridge. Doing the math even in 2007 dollars I still got paid more there, at minimum wage, and literally got paid to sleep half the time while I was on site. Fuck all of you

Wow, I remember stories of you working there. I sincerely thought you were a better person than me because there’s no way I could ever do that. But then you told me how much you were able to sleep at work and I didn’t feel so bad for you

[hipster holocaust]

Yeah it kicked ass now thinking about it. Free food and playing guitar while watching tv waiting for someone to go buck wild. 20 hour shift, actual work was heating up hot dogs, giving out meds, making sure everyone wasn’t a danger to themselves at bedtime and fucking my assistant helper (who wasn’t actually retarded but legally was due to drug use) translated to less than an hour of actual work per shift

[cxwx]

Making hotdogs...Playing Guitar...fucking my assistant (who wasn’t actually retarded but legally was due to drug use)

This would be the best out of context post ever.

[pooptastik]

yo dude. if you wanna catch up over pizza, hot dogs, ramen, burger or whatever lemme know, its on me.

i honestly just wanna eat a chicago pie from emmett's but doing it alone may seem really depressing. i can hire an escort but i feel too lazy to go through the verification process.

[postaddiction]

There is no fuckin way I would hook a friend up with this shitshow. Def someone who I hated on here though

Aww

[Introvert]

yo dude. if you wanna catch up over pizza, hot dogs, ramen, burger or whatever lemme know, its on me.

i honestly just wanna eat a chicago pie from emmett's but doing it alone may seem really depressing. i can hire an escort but i feel too lazy to go through the verification process.

Fucking half tempted to fly out just to do any of these activities with both of you. Well….maybe not the escort. Then afterwards, John can take me to work with him after we stayed up all night drinking

[hipster holocaust]

yo dude. if you wanna catch up over pizza, hot dogs, ramen, burger or whatever lemme know, its on me.

i honestly just wanna eat a chicago pie from emmett's but doing it alone may seem really depressing. i can hire an escort but i feel too lazy to go through the verification process.

https://www.whitehorsetavernfidi.com/

I kind of wanna go here on my lunch break Monday and get half cocked since my direct supervisor will be at one of his mansions in Jersey. We only get a half hour though, and 30% of it is spent getting through security and going up and down 45 stories.

In all seriousness it’s been too long dawg, would love to kick it especially if yetiman finally comes here to see, hear, and smell the grossness of this town

[pooptastik]

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