Jack Mort wrote:I'm lost. Someone explain this one.
Edit: He fed the kid a candy kid directly into his stomach?
You got it. A lot of them work on the level of universe-perception a ten-year-old kid has, which is strance since no ten-year-old should see these comics.
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
Let Us Help You wrote:This is the one that took me the longest to get.
I'm lost. Someone explain this one.
Edit: He fed the kid a candy kid directly into his stomach?
Yeah, the only reason to eat candy is for the taste since it's nutritional garbage. So the doc putting some directly into his stomach as a secret treat is absurd, as is the kid licking his lips.
pisscubes: perhaps some of these are just too funny for ross' science brain to handle!
Necrometer wrote:fucking scientists
"you can't eat a sandwich with a clenched fist."
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Necrophilic Mallard wrote:
either way; i've wrongly analyzed this comic to death; it's not that funny, and likely intentionally confusing.
what the fuck are you talking about? it's absolutely obvious whats going on in the damn thing, man!
did you just fail to notice the bacon coming from within the freshly cracked egg, or what? hell, who HASN'T heard of a pig as referred to as curly (ie reference to their tails)
"I hope Obama wins and appoints Bill Ayers Secretary of Fighting Pigs."
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i've heard the term "curly" for a pig and had someone explain it to me in reference to their penis AND their tail. so which is it?
Necrometer wrote:fucking scientists
"you can't eat a sandwich with a clenched fist."
"I wish it was programmed to feel pain....I'd like to teach Watson a lesson in street knowledge....." http://laughtrack.wordpress.com
first comics interpretation is not botched, boss if not, splain how it's wrong? it's just not funny when its spelled out, like most visual jokes.
but the implication that the other comic was intentionally confusing is just a cop-out. it seems the guys not bothering to look at whats going on and getting pissed off that he didn't grasp it based on a casual observation.
and in common parlance it's a reference to the tail, becomes a double entendre as most people get older and a little less naive.
"I hope Obama wins and appoints Bill Ayers Secretary of Fighting Pigs."
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51[V][V]f0C wrote:first comics interpretation is not botched, boss if not, splain how it's wrong? it's just not funny when its spelled out, like most visual jokes.
Dude, you COMPLETELY blew it. The gangsters "made up for their mistake"? Please elaborate on how it makes sense (or is funny) that the gangsters intentionally sent a cake with a tommy-gun guy inside to shoot up the kennel club, in response to a guy opening a cake and having dogs come out. Can't wait!
and in common parlance it's a reference to the tail, becomes a double entendre as most people get older and a little less naive.
Oh yeah... like footsie?
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
51[V][V]f0C wrote:first comics interpretation is not botched, boss if not, splain how it's wrong? it's just not funny when its spelled out, like most visual jokes.
Dude, you COMPLETELY blew it. The gangsters "made up for their mistake"? Please elaborate on how it makes sense (or is funny) that the gangsters intentionally sent a cake with a tommy-gun guy inside to shoot up the kennel club, in response to a guy opening a cake and having dogs come out. Can't wait!
the key is where the guy opening the cake (obviously the mob boss) says "you shouldn't have". look at the guys around him. by the look of horror on the right ones face, it's pretty obvious they think they've fucked up in getting him dogs. and we know gangsters only know one way to fix things: tommy guns.
"I hope Obama wins and appoints Bill Ayers Secretary of Fighting Pigs."
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Molester Stallone wrote:
No, the cakes were delivered to the wrong places. The gangster who got the puppy cake was to be shot, but instead he is rewarded with puppies.
disagree, disagree. a man with a tommy gun would have taken out every other dude in the room., including the surprised gangsters around him
man, y'all never let me yank on ross's chain for more than a second, eh? if you'd kept your mouth shut, i could have kept this up for another 3 or 4 pages (sigh)
"I hope Obama wins and appoints Bill Ayers Secretary of Fighting Pigs."
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51[V][V]f0C wrote:
man, y'all never let me yank on ross's chain for more than a second, eh? if you'd kept your mouth shut, i could have kept this up for another 3 or for pages (sigh)
Ragman/Vyglar'd
please. ragman lacks style or substance. i've been culturing my rossfuckingwith for like a year now.
"I hope Obama wins and appoints Bill Ayers Secretary of Fighting Pigs."
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Jack Mort wrote:I'm lost. Someone explain this one.
Edit: He fed the kid a candy kid directly into his stomach?
You got it. A lot of them work on the level of universe-perception a ten-year-old kid has, which is strance since no ten-year-old should see these comics.
The doctor actually did the surgery to pull out a full candy cane from the kid's stomach, and he's trying to tell the kid not to eat a full candy cane, and the last pic is showing the kid just getting done eating the full stomach candy cane again.
If you ever become a toxicologist, remind me never to let you touch my pee. You'll probably blow bubbles in it.
and ps., Pisscubes posted funny ones, penishead.
and pps, Iron Bitchface rules.
brobot wrote: "Some guy asked me if I was a robot...like a Relapse robot? I have no idea what he was talking about."
GLEN BENTON wrote:
ONLY THING IS I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AT THE MOVIES, AND THERE BETWEEN 10 AND 14!
ThePhillyExperiment wrote:The doctor actually did the surgery to pull out a full candy cane from the kid's stomach, and he's trying to tell the kid not to eat a full candy cane, and the last pic is showing the kid just getting done eating the full stomach candy cane again.
WHAT?!
I have NO idea how you people fuck up these interpretations so badly. Almost everyone I know is baffled by at least a few of these comics but you guys are by far the WORST.
I'm bringing back Relapse-Prime and no one will know what I did to do it! No one.