What happened to Glen Benton?

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What happened to Glen Benton?

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Why isn't he posting anymore? :(
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Lost his caps lock key.
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I broke his fingers.
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He must have found out what ever happened to everything.
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Was that for me? I'm going to pretend it was either way. I chuckled at my own response.
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I told you, Erik. You wouldn't listen.
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Deleted Account wrote:I told you, Erik. You wouldn't listen.
I refuse to believe your conspiracy theories.
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Mr. Budd wrote:Was that for me? I'm going to pretend it was either way. I chuckled at my own response.
I chuckled at it too. :tup:
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Humbrrdinkk made time for him.
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Erik13 wrote:
Deleted Account wrote:I told you, Erik. You wouldn't listen.
I refuse to believe your conspiracy theories.
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Deleted Account wrote:
Erik13 wrote:
Deleted Account wrote:I told you, Erik. You wouldn't listen.
I refuse to believe your conspiracy theories.
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Is this piggybacking off my NWIOT theory? Was it even original there? Regardless, the paired emoticon is taking on a whole new meaning...
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haha, if it was humberdink then i owe him an apology

he did post pictures of them together holding something board related, but that really could have been anyone
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Retarded is such a strong word, Riley. Let's just go with "slow".
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Mr. Budd wrote:He must have found out what ever happened to everything.

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Necrometer wrote:Regardless, the paired emoticon is taking on a whole new meaning...:rhug: :lhug:
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I don't know. Benton was almost too bizarre to have been created by the personality that encompassed Humperdink. I'd say that it is his retarded neighbor and went over to his house crying, saying this place was mean to him, and that Benton should never ever never post here again. Benton being a good house plant would follow Humperdink's command.
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walmart rehired him
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hipster holocaust wrote:walmart rehired him
Uh oh, the warm weather is starting, meaning, girls be wearing sandals. No womens feet are safe now.
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Or maybe someone here is just laying low so everyone thinks it was humperdink. :betternotstartanyshit:
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I suppose he expected more of a reaction when he flooded my pm box...
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I figure he's out becoming a heartwarming historical footnote like Forrest Gump. I expect to see Obama awarding him the Congressional Medal of Honor for Shredding in a few months.
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Maybe he lost the fax with the board info on it and couldn't remember how to get back here.
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