Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
next trend:
shots of five hour energy followed by shots of moonshine.
shots of five hour energy followed by shots of moonshine.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
Frank Friendly wrote:No way that stuff will get legal in norway, ever.
They just legalized Red bull this year
Good thing we have people telling us what is good and bad fo us.
It is probably not the same thing as the Red Bull you can buy in other countries. The majority of the soft drinks, etc. by the major corporations are brewed and bottled in Norway and they have different regulations than in say, the US. Coca-Cola, Sprite, etc. in Norway does not have the exact same formula as the one in the US, and it is probably the case with Red Bull as well. It is also worth to mention that in my experience bars that serve mixed drinks do not offer energy drinks as an ingredient in any of their cocktails.
The state has monopoly on selling any beverage stronger than 4,75% alcohol besides restaurants and bars with liquor licenses. You can only buy alcohol from 8:00 AM - 8:00 PM Mon-Fri and 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM Saturday. No sale on Sundays. Vinmonopolet (trans: The Wine Monopoly, usually referred to as Polet [The 'Poly]) is open 10:00 AM -6:00 M-F, 10:00 AM - 3:00 PM Saturday, closed Sunday. Everything is expensive is hell.
Still, alcoholism is rampant...
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
dammit joose is getting banned too? fuck i hate idiots that ruin everything.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
Don't forget this Southern Staple:John Jr. wrote:next trend:
shots of five hour energy followed by shots of moonshine.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
you guys might have to go back to huffing airplane model glue after the Feds are done with this bullshit excuse for alcohol....
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everclear is banned here too.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
The Four Loko ban is from the FDA, too.
"The White House on Wednesday threw its support behind a ban on beverages that infuse alcohol and caffeine.
Drug czar Gil Kerlikowske said he welcomed a ruling by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that would effectively ban drinks like Four Loko and Joost, which have come under scrutiny for their alleged role in several cases of alcohol intoxication on college campuses. "
"The White House on Wednesday threw its support behind a ban on beverages that infuse alcohol and caffeine.
Drug czar Gil Kerlikowske said he welcomed a ruling by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) that would effectively ban drinks like Four Loko and Joost, which have come under scrutiny for their alleged role in several cases of alcohol intoxication on college campuses. "
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
Bottle that and sell it. Call it Four APCO.Streven Adler wrote:fuck four loko. one watermelon + bottle of everclear = All Panties Come Off.
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everclear is banned in NY. but not in jersey....
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
all I know is that this shit makes the blacks do the Bernie
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
an oldie but a goodie.
that's what everclear does to me.
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that's what everclear does to me.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
Hahaha..this...or some real life zombie apocalypse. "Oh, look honey, it's one of those zombie walks that all the hipsters do. Lets go join them." Big mistake, lady.Pisscubes wrote:
Remember what happened on the Event Horizon in the movie Event Horizon before Larry Fishburn got there?
Yeah.
I haven't seen anything on the news about zombies or large amounts of dead people from this.
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Jesus.pooptastik wrote:an oldie but a goodie.SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
that's what everclear does to me.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
Banned in Oregon as of yesterday.
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all the grocery stores around here just pulled it on thursday, so i had to go to the most ghetto gas station near me and try one of these.
impressions: its basically like powerade fruit punch mixed with shitty beer and wine. i think its power has been overstated by some of the ladies on the board, but i still have about half left. developing....
impressions: its basically like powerade fruit punch mixed with shitty beer and wine. i think its power has been overstated by some of the ladies on the board, but i still have about half left. developing....
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did you pee yourself?pooptastik wrote:an oldie but a goodie.SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
that's what everclear does to me.
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no. that's vomit.
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That's what Everclear does to everyone, man. It's evil in a bottle.
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I gotta take a drive to RI and get me some Everclear.
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Man, back in HS my friends and I had this utterly stupid manhood ritual where we would listen to Sabbath and trade off shots of Everclear until only one person was left conscious. Lots of nights where Ozzy was echoing through the caverns of my utter, absolute degradation and I was left whimpering naked in the mud like an animal. It was great!
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I haven't had Everclear in almost 20 years. Ended up passed out in the forest with my shoes off.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
There's a certain point in the consumption of Everclear where crawling outside and sleeping in the doghouse suddenly seems like a brilliant idea. I recommend it!
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
post-hydrate update: i feel like i could run about 10 miles right now. farewell, four loko. i enjoyed our relationship.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?
Is there any sort of comedown/crash after you drink this shit?
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