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metal archives "random bands" part 2
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Stupid nigger...black metal is for whites!
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hey guiz......THE MENTORS called and said they need their hoods for tonight's gig.SHOOTME wrote:Mystical Fire
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Nothing says DON'T FUCK WITH ME like a University of Wisconsin TAZ sweatshirt and matching red sweatpants.SHOOTME wrote:Hollow
I'm not even doing research, but I instantly assume these dudes are WIGGER/FRIEND SLAM DEATHA Theory on Conquest
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Looked interesting enough for me to Google it. They're actually pretty interesting/not terrible.SHOOTME wrote:Lamentu
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"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."
Hahaha gimmie a break.
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"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."
Hahaha gimmie a break.
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I'll bet his nipples are white hott!Toxicarius wrote:Blondie's about to flash boob if she's not careful.SHOOTME wrote:White Hott
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Josh is counting that beer bottle dick red-cap is sporting. Jay is thinking about those early morning drunk trips to Dunkin Donuts and the booze-addled attempts to land donuts in coffee. Chester's dad is part owner of the dry cleaner; Chester is hoping to inherit that slice some day, but little does he know dad has already written him out of the will for being a member of that shit band. And Donovan ran off a few dozen xerox's of a couple of quasi-dirty limericks scribbled back in grade school and placed them on windshields at the local strip mall parking lot, thus contributing to the windblown litter problems with his awful self published poetry prank.SHOOTME wrote:Southern Realm
"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."
Hahaha gimmie a break.
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i'll bet donovan wrote their hit song 'stained glasstration'SHOOTME wrote: Southern Realm
"Outside of the band: Josh Gates is a glass-blower, Jay Kuhn has competed in state slam-dunking contests, Chester Armstrong is part owner of a dry-cleaners, and Donovan Benton is a published poet."
Hahaha gimmie a break.
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this......THIS RIGHT HERE......this is what's wrong with metal.SHOOTME wrote:
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they should call their band 'shitbird express'
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more like disturbed pedophile.....SHOOTME wrote: Disturbed Angel
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I kinda thought the dude on the far left was Introvert's unknown spawn, sans goatee. Guy on the far right just recently got that sweet shin tattoo on his right leg. Tardoface just left of center and the spastic drummer just right of center need their heads caved in, in such a manner that Sweet Lord Hitler would shed a tear in orgasmic excitement. Guy in the middle should be strung up by his unused hammer loop on those carpenter jeans and used as a pinata at an MS13 birthday party.BUNGVOX wrote:this......THIS RIGHT HERE......this is what's wrong with metal.SHOOTME wrote:
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they should call their band 'shitbird express'
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i think bands that look like that should just kill themselves on stage.
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