The Torsion wrote:ITT: Dudes under 50 will whine about being "old" because they aren't teenagers anymore.
are they over 17? then, yeah.....they might....
The Torsion wrote:ITT: Dudes under 50 will whine about being "old" because they aren't teenagers anymore.
fallbacktostone wrote:close bro of mine back in 2000-2001 had this tom savini-esque eczema breakout that was one of the most intense things i'd ever seen. he went from wise cracking go lucky little rascal bro to a completely secluded and enshrouded elephant man in like 4-5 hours. it was amazing. once it was over i think he lived his life in a totally different way
What's your basis for comparison princess?Cryptoplasty wrote:Calf cramps are the worst pain imaginable
Stop whining like a fucking cunt. There's a man in here that's gone through a wicked charlie horsegustavprom wrote:cartlidge in my right knee is fucked and starts giving me pain when i walk more than a kilometer. But I have had this problem since I was 17. The difference now is that it hurts sooner and deeper...
All those years of lugging around that proton pack must have kept you in shape. Blow me you fucking brain dead asshole.father of lies wrote:Aside from a lot of back stiffness from when I hurt it at work a few years go, I feel pretty spectacular. You guys suck...
that was precisely the point of the thread, but please continue to pat yourself on the back for your top-tier sleuthingThe Torsion wrote:ITT: Dudes under 50 will whine about being "old" because they aren't teenagers anymore.
are there even licenses available for such things? I'm about to go have an unlicensed protein/berry shake...father of lies wrote:Hauling an unlicensed nuclear accelerator is a good workout.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
copstache wrote:on a positive note, i hope if i get old and encrippled my nurses come and put on Judeobeast Assassin and watch my horrible atrophied limbs twitch in some mess of neurons flickering and dying
Mooretician wrote:taint cramp
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
Yeah man, indeed. It's like, you're dick's all hard already but the strain of it wanting to be even harder causes the taint to sort of cinch up. Imagine clenching your butt cheeks together so hard that it causes a cramp beyond your asshole. It sucks. I don't know if it's an old dude thing but it sure as shit didn't happen to me when I was a 22 year old fuck machine.Introvert wrote:Mooretician wrote:taint cramp
wut?????
copstache wrote:on a positive note, i hope if i get old and encrippled my nurses come and put on Judeobeast Assassin and watch my horrible atrophied limbs twitch in some mess of neurons flickering and dying
Hossana wrote:Back pain, and mild hemroids. My GF likes touching my 'roids tho. Says it reminds her of her clit.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
Geeheeb wrote:two windows