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Most Annoying Modern Vernacular
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I really think there should be a special edition of the Merriam-Webster dictionary with a spike that pops out the side so you can use it to kill these people.Pisscubes wrote: I've had people correct me when I use "and me" and be totally fucking wrong. Then you have to break it down for them-- "So.. you'd say 'here's a picture of I'?"
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soiled depends wrote:hey man be careful, the next time you get robbed and beaten in your fuckin shitty ball-bustin' bellbottoms, I might not be very sympathetic...
i dont have any bellbottoms...
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I'm into it. And I still confuse both sometimesspacehamster wrote:I really think there should be a special edition of the Merriam-Webster dictionary with a spike that pops out the side so you can use it to kill these people.Pisscubes wrote: I've had people correct me when I use "and me" and be totally fucking wrong. Then you have to break it down for them-- "So.. you'd say 'here's a picture of I'?"
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this should explode some heads:
http://buzzfeedminusgifs.tumblr.com/
I guess the best way is "say that sentence again without mentioning anyone but yourself" [they use "me" correctly, of course] ---> they still don't get it
"myself" is a fucking mess, too. "if you need help, please get in touch with Bob or myself" FUCK YOU
http://buzzfeedminusgifs.tumblr.com/
on the "and I" thing... it's almost impossible to explain successfully, so I am just depressed about the whole thing.Pisscubes wrote:I've had people correct me when I use "and me" and be totally fucking wrong. Then you have to break it down for them-- "So.. you'd say 'here's a picture of I'?"spacehamster wrote:In the same vein, incorrectly substituting "and I" for "and me", as in, "here's a picture of my fiance and I." DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.spacehamster wrote:People who use "whom" incorrectly because they think it makes them sound smart. Drives me up the fucking wall.
I guess the best way is "say that sentence again without mentioning anyone but yourself" [they use "me" correctly, of course] ---> they still don't get it
"myself" is a fucking mess, too. "if you need help, please get in touch with Bob or myself" FUCK YOU
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Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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Actually saying "lol".
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not with that attitude you don't.ghost boner wrote:soiled depends wrote:hey man be careful, the next time you get robbed and beaten in your fuckin shitty ball-bustin' bellbottoms, I might not be very sympathetic...
i dont have any bellbottoms...
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what in the actual fuck.
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Came here to post the latter.Cryptoplasty wrote:"I know, right?" or just "Right?!?!" in response to a comment.
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The first few posts in this thread were like being on Tumblr.
"Yolo" is one of the worst of internet memes/modern vernacular I can think of. The way people use "literally" on some sites (again, Tumblr is bad about this) annoys me too. "I am LITERALLY crying and shitting myself over the new Dr Who episode." Other words they have ruined for me because they overuse them incorrectly: problematic, trigger.
Non-internet wise, and an older slang I never liked is hella. Sorry west coasters. I am pro rad however.
"Yolo" is one of the worst of internet memes/modern vernacular I can think of. The way people use "literally" on some sites (again, Tumblr is bad about this) annoys me too. "I am LITERALLY crying and shitting myself over the new Dr Who episode." Other words they have ruined for me because they overuse them incorrectly: problematic, trigger.
Non-internet wise, and an older slang I never liked is hella. Sorry west coasters. I am pro rad however.
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'Merica / 'Murica
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I KNOW RIGHT?????postaddiction wrote:'Merica / 'Murica
wonder if other countries have this sort of crap?
russia = 'ssia
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It wouldn't be as annoying if people didn't think they were so fucking clever when they say it.
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I can't explain the irrational hatred I have when I see Jelly (aka jealous) on Facebook. Have yet to hear it in real life.Astronaut wrote:When words are shortened.
"whatev" -- "appresh" for example.
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I have. It's even worse than you'd thinkThe Bill wrote:I can't explain the irrational hatred I have when I see Jelly (aka jealous) on Facebook. Have yet to hear it in real life.Astronaut wrote:When words are shortened.
"whatev" -- "appresh" for example.
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X is everything!
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:It wouldn't be as annoying if people didn't think they were so fucking clever when they say it.
hey look at me being clever with american stereotypes.
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oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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With the exception of sometimes this board, the entire internet is becoming everything in this thread. New ones are constantly appearing. I can't even look at it anymore.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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I know, right?Cryptoplasty wrote:With the exception of sometimes this board, the entire internet is becoming everything in this thread. New ones are constantly appearing. I can't even look at it anymore.
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"prolly" turns me pretty psychotic
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has anyone said "vacay?" because i would take great pleasure in shattering the kneecaps of anyone who uses that horrid word.
i can't even afford to take proper vacations and you're talking about it in dumb baby words, i hope your stupid shitty plane crashes in a swamp.
i can't even afford to take proper vacations and you're talking about it in dumb baby words, i hope your stupid shitty plane crashes in a swamp.
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In keeping with the spirit of this thread: all these damn kids on my lawn.
Amirite?
Amirite?
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