1. Put the bowls in your garage, basement, or porch - away from curtains or rug
2. Get WD-40 or other petroleum-based penetrating oil
3. Wear disposable gloves
4. Drink as much of the oil as you possibly can, as fast as possible
5. Lock the doors
6. Set your house on fire
7. Turn on your smartphone and look up the Gettysburg Address
8. Try to see if you can memorize the entire thing before you die of smoke inhalation and naked flame
Hunter wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 1:08 pm
Lauren Boebert drives me up the wall to the point where I hope all of humanity is nuked - yes, ok, sure that's fine...
BUT - I am just now learning that she's apparently the child of a groupie, and her dad, pro-wrestler ‘Sweet’ Stan Lane, wanted Lauren to be aborted. He has still not acknowledged her as his child and the story is bizarre:
Allegedly she was a prostitute who had two abortions who was paid by the Koch’s and fucked Ted Cruz who was the one who encouraged her to run for congress. Cruz’s pac gave her a large campaign contribution that she didn’t disclose until in came to light because the books weren’t balancing.
samiam wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm
Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
Hunter wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 1:08 pm
Lauren Boebert drives me up the wall to the point where I hope all of humanity is nuked - yes, ok, sure that's fine...
BUT - I am just now learning that she's apparently the child of a groupie, and her dad, pro-wrestler ‘Sweet’ Stan Lane, wanted Lauren to be aborted. He has still not acknowledged her as his child and the story is bizarre:
Allegedly she was a prostitute who had two abortions who was paid by the Koch’s and fucked Ted Cruz who was the one who encouraged her to run for congress. Cruz’s pac gave her a large campaign contribution that she didn’t disclose until in came to light because the books weren’t balancing.
I know it's a common saying, but it's still true: every Republican accusation is an admission of guilt. Look at Hershel Walker campaigning on "family values" and "black people don't have enough father figures" and just recently, it's come out that he has an estranged son. Their projection is some next level shit.