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Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:08 pm
by soiled depends
I would rather not drink than subject myself to lame domestics...
Is Alexander Keiths considred a domestic in Canada? Maybe it is...maybe it is not...
Anyhow, a good fifteen beers ensures a harsh crash at about 2pm the next day after being in very positive spirits all morning long...
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:22 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
John Jr. wrote:spinning on a pole "work".
you're kidding, eh? just like carrying food, drink, and dignity to a table full of ungrateful bastards with their even more ungrateful screaming children while your boss yells at you from the kitchen to take care of the other 5 tables RIGHT NOW and for a whopping $5 tip isn't work? i'm sorry, no matter how worthless her soul is she is probably still kind of working hard. dissociation is a skill in and of itself.
/foghat
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:50 am
by Vagectomy
Oh poor Amelia. BOO HOO!
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:16 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
'off my tits' is a common term round these parts, see also 'off my lips', 'ox me boff' as further examples.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:23 am
by Vagectomy
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:'off my tits' is a common term my mother uses when she wakes in the middle of the night to find me standing next to her bed with my pants at my ankles.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:24 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
Vagectomy wrote:Dr Yail Bloor wrote:'off my tits' is a common term my mother uses when she wakes in the middle of the night to find me standing next to her bed with my pants at my ankles.
unlike you I dont live with my parents.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:26 am
by Vagectomy
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:Vagectomy wrote:Dr Yail Bloor wrote:'off my tits' is a common term my mother uses when she wakes in the middle of the night to find me standing next to her bed with my pants at my ankles.
unlike you I dont live with my parents.
Unlike you, I've lived on my own for almost 20 years now. DUR DUR DUR. Come on kid, you got better than that?
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:11 am
by Black Jacques
Clearly you've never been exposed to Snor's Scale of Hard Work...
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:38 am
by Vagectomy
noah thirteen wrote:Holy fuck bro...... awesome!!
Fuck off hipster!