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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:It's actually not, i just needed a random thread to post it in.

Hahahaha!

doubleblumpkin wrote:I'm about to take a shit. 3rd times a charm

I have dropped four deuskers today. I guess really hoppy beer helps loosen stools.

I had a gal stay over last night. I thought she was going to break my plick off and take it to work with her.

VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:Heres something to get you in the mood.

like others in this thread im sure... Im really more interested in what happened the first two times lol. Sounds like the "she came" part was the difference? How the hell do you know? Please describe the awkwardness of the first two experiences.

Jesus H Dump wrote:I had a gal stay over last night. I thought she was going to break my plick off and take it to work with her.

I was. But, I changed my mind at the last second.

Fields of Shit wrote:She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.

sounds like my ex

E.E 3.0 wrote:

Fields of Shit wrote:She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.

sounds like my ex

Fat and ugly?

eh_d wrote:

regressionissues wrote:Last night I fucked a sheep. AND I fucked a goat. I rammed my cock right down it's throat.

hey duder are you going to be here on may 12th?

Why? Are you going to dress up like a little lamb?

E.E 3.0 wrote:

Fields of Shit wrote:She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.

sounds like my ex

get that big greek bitch to whip you up some gyros before you pound on her acrapolis.

VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:Heres something to get you in the mood.

oh man.

regressionissues wrote:Last night I fucked a sheep. AND I fucked a goat. I rammed my cock right down it's throat.

Yeah, but did you suck an old mans cock?

let's see the gunt...