so lazy right now

[monsterod]

Try some . Always gets me goin.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

drink some yerba mate, pop a multivitamin, and nosh on some kale, brah.

[NANOplague]

Me too.. plus I'm sick and coughing up dark green phlegm. My nose hair now grows faster than my fingernails also.

[The Real MPD]

I about nodded off eating bacon a few hours ago!

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hahahahhahaha

my back really hurts from sleeping awkwardly and always slouching in this lumpy chair. it's fucking gorgeous outside and i can't find a reason to go do something active. i just...don't want to. ungh.

[soiled depends]

Two hour nap late this afternoon. Nice. I almost feel like thinking about leaving the house tonight. Let's see what the couch has to say about this...

[Bored, Esq.]

Two hour nap late this afternoon. Nice. I almost feel like thinking about leaving the house tonight. Let's see what the couch has to say about this...

The couch says grab a bottle of bourbon and watch old Leone westerns while wearing full cowboy dress, or just naked with spurs.

[NANOplague]

It sucks those days when you really should have never left the house, but you force yourself to with no real plan and end up driving aimlessly
only to come home pissed off at the time wasted.

[the awesome Assassin]

It sucks those days when you really should have never left the house, but you force yourself to with no real plan and end up driving aimlessly
only to come home pissed off at the time wasted.

Wow... You need some sort of life plan or a woman...

[Bored, Esq.]

It sucks those days when you really should have never left the house, but you force yourself to with no real plan and end up driving aimlessly
only to come home pissed off at the time wasted.

Supposed to be streetcleanin'...

[Teebore]

Two hour nap late this afternoon. Nice. I almost feel like thinking about leaving the house tonight. Let's see what the couch has to say about this...

The couch says grab a bottle of bourbon and watch old Leone westerns while wearing full cowboy dress, or just naked with spurs.

Watch your tongue Bored. I'm feeling weak right now.

[soiled depends]

Ran out to collect a 6 pack of tallboy Stellas and a mickey of Canadian Club. So I guess I'm committed to goin' out tonight...

Wasn't sure if I was going to be too lazy to do so...

[Bored, Esq.]

Two hour nap late this afternoon. Nice. I almost feel like thinking about leaving the house tonight. Let's see what the couch has to say about this...

The couch says grab a bottle of bourbon and watch old Leone westerns while wearing full cowboy dress, or just naked with spurs.

Watch your tongue Bored. I'm feeling weak right now.

Spurs make me go weak too.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i went out to a VERY PORTLAND house show where the only person i sort of knew came over to see what my friend and i were lurking in a corner over. i cracked an off-color joke about wrinkled summer sausages and shower time at the hospice almost immediately, and he said "i can tell you guys aren't part of this scene, because nobody else here would say that...awesome!"...

lots of mod kids and guys/their girlfriends with hip glasses
... a couple of the bands kinda ripped though.

came home to hang out with my cat. fuck getting laid. so many greasy hipster dudes thought i was someone else and kept coming up to say hi. i should have raped, but i have no rape-spirit anymore. boourns..

[riley-o]

your whole chubby life is like a stoned female hipster get in the van...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i don't APPRECIATE you trying to give me an eating disorder...

[zzzzzzzz]

I'm moving to Portland in a few months to play music, i'll see you around, but you won't see me

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

welp, that's creepy. you're probably right though, i don't really check people out. if i need to know you it will happen.