It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:45 am
The old lady should have driven in this morning. More so, I shouldn't even BE at work...
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It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
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Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:49 am
Deja Vu
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:50 am
thursdays can be like that...
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:54 am
oh look, the shit factory is drunk again. how ORIGINAL.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:55 am
With what, work? GET A JOB ASSHOLE!!!noah thirteen wrote:I don't waste my valuable time with such tomfoolery......
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:57 am
i'm pretty sure no-one calls what you do "work".soiled depends wrote:With what, work? GET A JOB ASSHOLE!!!noah thirteen wrote:I don't waste my valuable time with such tomfoolery......
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:58 am
more than $55 a week, mr. credibility... 
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:59 am
strippers get paid in hundreds to thousands per night. i wouldn't call doing cocaine and spinning on a pole "work".soiled depends wrote:more than $55 a week, mr. credibility...
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:00 am
No one ever reads the autobiography written by the burrito guy...it's a life of shit that interests no one....
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:17 am
Soiled fatass Depends is as much an attention seeker as Amelia. What a fucking fat loser.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:18 am
Soiled fatass Depends makes minimum wage at a fucking food bank. Thread over.John Jr. wrote:i'm pretty sure no-one calls what you do "work".soiled depends wrote:With what, work? GET A JOB ASSHOLE!!!noah thirteen wrote:I don't waste my valuable time with such tomfoolery......
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:23 pm
when you say 'off my tits' were you sleeping on your stomach and then you got up off your tits?
im just curious.
im just curious.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:25 pm
it's something that Dr. Bloor said once instead of saying that he was drunk. He's the guru here...BUNGVOX wrote:when you say 'off my tits' were you sleeping on your stomach and then you got up off your tits?
im just curious.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:26 pm
just checkin to see if everything is okay up there in canada for ya.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:32 pm
4 day weekend man, things are lookin' pretty good on my end!
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:37 pm
Post your cup size, Mike.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:50 pm
monsterod wrote:Post your cup size, Mike.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:59 pm
la caca eres tu wrote:monsterod wrote:Post your cup size, Mike.
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:40 pm
nice. ive been on a bit of a break myself.soiled depends wrote:4 day weekend man, things are lookin' pretty good on my end!
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:42 pm
Mike, when this kind of stuff happens to you how much do you drink the night before? Or is it that you spend the entire night drinking?
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:54 pm
Bored, Esq. wrote:Mike, when this kind of stuff happens to you how much do you drink the night before? Or is it that you spend the entire night drinking?
They sell these fifteeen packs, see...very convenient for a band practice...unless I feel like a few drinks with pals at the local watering hole beforehand...then another ten beers can be good...it really depends...
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:04 pm
10 real beers or 10 shitty domestics?
Going into work with a terrible hangover/still drunk is the worst thing in the world...if it happens to me I just start drinking again. Make a giant jug of vodka punch and sip on it all day long...then curse yourself and promise never to drink again when you get home, rinse, repeat...
Going into work with a terrible hangover/still drunk is the worst thing in the world...if it happens to me I just start drinking again. Make a giant jug of vodka punch and sip on it all day long...then curse yourself and promise never to drink again when you get home, rinse, repeat...
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:08 pm
I would rather not drink than subject myself to lame domestics...
Is Alexander Keiths considred a domestic in Canada? Maybe it is...maybe it is not...
Anyhow, a good fifteen beers ensures a harsh crash at about 2pm the next day after being in very positive spirits all morning long...
Is Alexander Keiths considred a domestic in Canada? Maybe it is...maybe it is not...
Anyhow, a good fifteen beers ensures a harsh crash at about 2pm the next day after being in very positive spirits all morning long...
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:22 am
you're kidding, eh? just like carrying food, drink, and dignity to a table full of ungrateful bastards with their even more ungrateful screaming children while your boss yells at you from the kitchen to take care of the other 5 tables RIGHT NOW and for a whopping $5 tip isn't work? i'm sorry, no matter how worthless her soul is she is probably still kind of working hard. dissociation is a skill in and of itself.John Jr. wrote:spinning on a pole "work".
/foghat
Re: It's no April Fools gag: I'm REALLY off my tits this morning
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:50 am
Oh poor Amelia. BOO HOO!