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I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:01 am
by Fields of Shit
She's on her way over. She's kinda fat but who cares. This is gonna be the 3rd time. 3rd times the charm!

Later ya'll. Have a nice morning!

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:03 am
by metal5411
Oh, hey Deez.

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:03 am
by the awesome Assassin
Why is it gonna be a charm...

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:03 am
by Wormholegenerator
Fields of Shit wrote:She's kinda fat but who cares.
:fonz:

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:04 am
by the awesome Assassin
You didn't cum the first two times...

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:07 am
by metal5411
the awesome Assassin wrote:You didn't cum the first two times...
He came.
She didn't cum.
She didn't want to do it again.

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:10 am
by Bored, Esq.
Spicy mustard!


Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:14 am
by Black Jacques
My lay's back in Manitoba. :cry:

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:19 am
by Burpcore the GRIM
Pics or it never happened.

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:31 am
by Charles Schulzerie
shouldn't you be back posting by now?

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:34 am
by Deez Nutz
metal5411 wrote:Oh, hey Deez.
oh hey what?

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:37 am
by Tony Twist
This is like me last night. My fuck buddy was on her way over and my buddy called me as she was on her way and stayed on the phone until she came over. Kept telling me all these stupid positions to put her in "OK, you gotta put her left leg over here and then cross the right one there and then you get on the left side but aim this way". Yeah, I didn't do any of that shit. I fucked her how I pleased.

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:37 am
by Vagectomy
Deez Nutz wrote:
metal5411 wrote:Oh, hey Deez.
oh hey what?
Pimpin aint eazy!

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:01 am
by Vagectomy
Why are you saying that I am fat? YOU are the one fucking me!

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:02 am
by Fields of Shit
Hey guys, just got back from the fuck.

We fucked longer this time, and she came. I knew the 3rd time would be the best! Fuck the rest of the day is gonna rule. It always does after a good fuck.

Can't post pics cause she doesn't like her picture taken when we get nasty. She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.

Ya'll enjoy the rest of your day. I'm out.

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:23 am
by The Bill
Fields of Shit wrote: I knew the 3rd time would be the best!
What, you only did it once? My first time, also involved a second time. And my third, was also my fourth and fifth.

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:29 am
by Mari_Mar
Hahaha! I rarely make threads. But, I'm totally doing this in two weeks!!! :tup:

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:29 am
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
Heres something to get you in the mood.

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:33 am
by Mari_Mar
I know that's supposed to be a jab at me, but dude... You knew that existed, or at the very least, how to find it. :betternotstartanyshit:

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:34 am
by Repeater
Fields of Shit wrote:Hey guys, just got back from the fuck.

We fucked longer this time, and she came. I knew the 3rd time would be the best! Fuck the rest of the day is gonna rule. It always does after a good fuck.

Can't post pics cause she doesn't like her picture taken when we get nasty. She's big and Greek and self conscious about her appearance.

Ya'll enjoy the rest of your day. I'm out.
So since this is the first time she came, does this mean today will be the only day of yours that has ever ruled?

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:34 am
by doubleblumpkin
I'm about to take a shit. 3rd times a charm

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:36 am
by Mari_Mar
doubleblumpkin wrote:I'm about to take a shit. 3rd times a charm
You orgasm when you do that!?!?!? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:38 am
by BUNGVOX
Fields of Shit wrote: She's big and Greek
did you forcefeed her some spanokopita while battering her clam?

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:39 am
by VueeeuVueeeeuV
It's actually not, i just needed a random thread to post it in.

Re: I'm about to get laid in 10 minutes!

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:41 am
by Mari_Mar
VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:It's actually not, i just needed a random thread to post it in.
Hahahaha! :awesome: