Our friend Mary

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Our friend Mary

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Some jackass broke into her car and "They got access to the engine, cut up the fuel injection harness, and ran," and "fucked up all my future plans (my wedding, etc..) by messing up my car and costing me over $1000.00. That was MY money to make my special day happen. Thanks a lot DICK, whoever you are..."

So - does anyone want to help Mary get back some of her wedding money? It's awful! :( I think we should help. Is anyone with me??
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shoulda thought twice about stiffing alfonso on his SS present...
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No. I wrote her on X Box live and confessed my love for her. All she did was write back and say "Do you love me more than wood paneling?". So, no help from me. What happened to her is probably karma for breaking my heart.

On a side note, if her wedding is on hold, that is good news for me maybe?
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mastoman wrote:shoulda thought twice about stiffing alfonso on his SS present...
What comes around goes around...
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Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
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this thread was not meant to be turned loose into the wild...
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Molester Stallone wrote:
bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
What did you really expect?

*I'm down for $10


Yeah, I am always the optimist... which sometimes leads to naïveté.

and - sweet. I'll sort out some details.
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bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...

What did you expect? This is the Reeelapse board. Do you remember when i posted about my aunt dying? I think even you said something like "You shouldn't post these types of things on this board". Any thread about someone having a bad time/down on their luck gets Reeelapse'd.
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bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
Yeah, that's not gonna happen...you know how this place works.
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:immediateresponsetothurberpost:

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43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:
bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...

What did you expect? This is the Reeelapse board. Do you remember when i posted about my aunt dying? I think even you said something like "You shouldn't post these types of things on this board". Any thread about someone having a bad time/down on their luck gets Reeelapse'd.
I usually don't give advice about posting/not posting here... but I may be forgetting that I did it.
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Bored, Esq. wrote:
bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
Yeah, that's not gonna happen...you know how this place works.
"I would give some money for this cause, but... I'd rather blow my excess money on hats instead".
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I would normally be down for helping, but I've acquired about 5000 dollars bux in medical bills since February.




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Dann O))) wrote:I would normally be down for helping, but I've acquired about 5000 dollars bux in medical bills since February.




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Send me money :betternotstartanyshit:
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43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:
Bored, Esq. wrote:
bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
Yeah, that's not gonna happen...you know how this place works.
"I would give some money for this cause, but... I'd rather blow my excess money on hats instead".
I need a hat that has a built-in chinstrap.
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I tried to hold Mary accountable for the secret santa but somehow I'm the asshole?

That's not right.
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who is Mary?


you mean Maery?
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She's a fat pig and a deadbeat so who gives a fuck?
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hey, i was just kidding with my earlier post. i actually have $10,000 in my paypal that i've been saving to help out some random people on the internet. just tell mary that i need her bank info so i can wire it directly.
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Yes, yes, Maery.
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LOL

"RIP alfonso" T-shirt while she buys shitloads of xbox games
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Who the hell is Alfonso?
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how could we being to help, until we've met this fine gent and he asks the board for Maery's hand in marriage.

How dare ask for a nickel without our approval first?

How are his dingdong skills? Does he have a good job (I guess not LOL)? Are his parents upstanding citizens?

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43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:No. I wrote her on X Box live and confessed my love for her. All she did was write back and say "Do you love me more than wood paneling?". So, no help from me. What happened to her is probably karma for breaking my heart.

On a side note, if her wedding is on hold, that is good news for me maybe?
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