Our friend Mary
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Our friend Mary
Some jackass broke into her car and "They got access to the engine, cut up the fuel injection harness, and ran," and "fucked up all my future plans (my wedding, etc..) by messing up my car and costing me over $1000.00. That was MY money to make my special day happen. Thanks a lot DICK, whoever you are..."
So - does anyone want to help Mary get back some of her wedding money? It's awful! I think we should help. Is anyone with me??
So - does anyone want to help Mary get back some of her wedding money? It's awful! I think we should help. Is anyone with me??
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Re: Our friend Mary
shoulda thought twice about stiffing alfonso on his SS present...
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Re: Our friend Mary
No. I wrote her on X Box live and confessed my love for her. All she did was write back and say "Do you love me more than wood paneling?". So, no help from me. What happened to her is probably karma for breaking my heart.
On a side note, if her wedding is on hold, that is good news for me maybe?
On a side note, if her wedding is on hold, that is good news for me maybe?
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Re: Our friend Mary
What comes around goes around...mastoman wrote:shoulda thought twice about stiffing alfonso on his SS present...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Our friend Mary
this thread was not meant to be turned loose into the wild...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Our friend Mary
Molester Stallone wrote:What did you really expect?bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
*I'm down for $10
Yeah, I am always the optimist... which sometimes leads to naïveté.
and - sweet. I'll sort out some details.
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Re: Our friend Mary
bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
What did you expect? This is the Reeelapse board. Do you remember when i posted about my aunt dying? I think even you said something like "You shouldn't post these types of things on this board". Any thread about someone having a bad time/down on their luck gets Reeelapse'd.
Re: Our friend Mary
Yeah, that's not gonna happen...you know how this place works.bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
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I usually don't give advice about posting/not posting here... but I may be forgetting that I did it.43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
What did you expect? This is the Reeelapse board. Do you remember when i posted about my aunt dying? I think even you said something like "You shouldn't post these types of things on this board". Any thread about someone having a bad time/down on their luck gets Reeelapse'd.
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"I would give some money for this cause, but... I'd rather blow my excess money on hats instead".Bored, Esq. wrote:Yeah, that's not gonna happen...you know how this place works.bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
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Re: Our friend Mary
I would normally be down for helping, but I've acquired about 5000 dollars bux in medical bills since February.
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Send me money
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Dann O))) wrote:I would normally be down for helping, but I've acquired about 5000 dollars bux in medical bills since February.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWSend me money
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I need a hat that has a built-in chinstrap.43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:"I would give some money for this cause, but... I'd rather blow my excess money on hats instead".Bored, Esq. wrote:Yeah, that's not gonna happen...you know how this place works.bloodybloodlicker wrote:Well, I can see this is not turning out as I was expecting...
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Re: Our friend Mary
I tried to hold Mary accountable for the secret santa but somehow I'm the asshole?
That's not right.
That's not right.
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Our friend Mary
who is Mary?
you mean Maery?
you mean Maery?
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: Our friend Mary
hey, i was just kidding with my earlier post. i actually have $10,000 in my paypal that i've been saving to help out some random people on the internet. just tell mary that i need her bank info so i can wire it directly.
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Re: Our friend Mary
LOL
"RIP alfonso" T-shirt while she buys shitloads of xbox games
"RIP alfonso" T-shirt while she buys shitloads of xbox games
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Re: Our friend Mary
how could we being to help, until we've met this fine gent and he asks the board for Maery's hand in marriage.
How dare ask for a nickel without our approval first?
How are his dingdong skills? Does he have a good job (I guess not LOL)? Are his parents upstanding citizens?
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How dare ask for a nickel without our approval first?
How are his dingdong skills? Does he have a good job (I guess not LOL)? Are his parents upstanding citizens?
and
POST PIX 2 PROVE
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: Our friend Mary
backstory, plz.43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:No. I wrote her on X Box live and confessed my love for her. All she did was write back and say "Do you love me more than wood paneling?". So, no help from me. What happened to her is probably karma for breaking my heart.
On a side note, if her wedding is on hold, that is good news for me maybe?
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