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Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:09 am
by THE KILL
AskForRaffo wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 4:55 am
THE KILL wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 5:09 am Post some more hilarious recipes, guys! Pfff, I try to bring some extremely dumbed down old-world sophistication to these unwashed new-worlders, and this is the thanks I get...
Yet you came in all spaghetti this, pasta that but still haven't specified when you put the salt in the water.

Hundreds of years of tradition at stake here!
Goddamn... okay, full disclosure: no salt. None.

Cause I always forget...

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:13 am
by cxwx
THE KILL wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:09 am
AskForRaffo wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 4:55 am
THE KILL wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 5:09 am Post some more hilarious recipes, guys! Pfff, I try to bring some extremely dumbed down old-world sophistication to these unwashed new-worlders, and this is the thanks I get...
Yet you came in all spaghetti this, pasta that but still haven't specified when you put the salt in the water.

Hundreds of years of tradition at stake here!
Goddamn... okay, full disclosure: no salt. None.

Cause I always forget...
Did you consult The Herff Cookbook?

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:14 am
by cxwx
the awesome Assassin wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:30 am That's why you always gotta ask Raffo...
That’s ask FOR Raffo fuck face.

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:31 pm
by the awesome Assassin
cxwx wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:14 am
the awesome Assassin wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:30 am That's why you always gotta ask Raffo...
That’s ask FOR Raffo fuck face.
What do you add to spaghetti... Whip cream...

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:33 pm
by spacehamster
AskForRaffo wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 4:55 am Yet you came in all spaghetti this, pasta that but still haven't specified when you put the salt in the water.
I'm listening. I always put the salt in right at the start, then turn on the stove. Have I been pineappling myself all my life?

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 3:52 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I sometimes wish i had the power to turn other people's genitals into a flesh-pineapple as a form of punishment

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:11 am
by AskForRaffo
spacehamster wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:33 pm I'm listening. I always put the salt in right at the start, then turn on the stove. Have I been pineappling myself all my life?
The main discussion is between putting salt at the very beginning or when the water is already boiling.
I know of families torn apart over this choice. I've witnessed fierce arguments focusing on the decimals of celsius differences between the two methods.

I'd probably get a summary execution in front of my family if I shared this with the wrong people ovah heah so approach my routine with caution:
Get hot water from the tap.
Put salt in as soon as the pot goes on the INDUCTION COOKTOP turned all the way up to 11.
Wait for the water to boil.
Throw the pasta in and then turn it all off.
Wait for 15 minutes and move the pasta around when I remember to.



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Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:11 am
by AskForRaffo
THE KILL wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:09 am Goddamn... okay, full disclosure: no salt. None.

Cause I always forget...
Real lack of standards your generation.

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:24 am
by spacehamster
AskForRaffo wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:11 am Wait for 15 minutes and move the pasta around when I remember to.
15 minutes?!

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:44 am
by AskForRaffo
spacehamster wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:24 am
AskForRaffo wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:11 am Wait for 15 minutes and move the pasta around when I remember to.
15 minutes?!
I turn off the heat when it's boiling so the cooking is slower.

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 3:46 am
by spacehamster
AskForRaffo wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:44 am I turn off the heat when it's boiling so the cooking is slower.
So what's the advantage of doing that? I just leave the heat on and then try it once or twice around 6 minutes.

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:17 am
by THE KILL
AskForRaffo wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:11 am Get hot water from the tap.
Put salt in as soon as the pot goes on the INDUCTION COOKTOP turned all the way up to 11.
Wait for the water to boil.
Throw the pasta in and then turn it all off.
Wait for 15 minutes and move the pasta around when I remember to.
what a bunch of voodoo shite...

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 2:12 am
by AskForRaffo
spacehamster wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 3:46 am
AskForRaffo wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:44 am I turn off the heat when it's boiling so the cooking is slower.
So what's the advantage of doing that? I just leave the heat on and then try it once or twice around 6 minutes.
Save some electricity
Got more time to fiddle around while getting my salsa ready
Avoid the upheaval of boiling waters flooding the cooktop
And it's hard to get overcooked pasta doing it this way

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 4:57 am
by Geeheeb
Okay AFR, now post your favorite hard shell taco recipes

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:45 am
by spacehamster
AskForRaffo wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 2:12 am And it's hard to get overcooked pasta doing it this way
I'm more likely to overcook it if it takes longer because I'll wander out of the kitchen and forget to look at the clock.

Anyway, care to tell us why the question of when to put the salt in is such a big deal? I always put it in at the start, but the other ady I realized about a minute or two before the pasta was done that I'd forgotten the salt and just threw it in at that point, and... it didn't really make a difference. I may have just used a bit more, but I just eyeball it anyway.

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:16 am
by AskForRaffo
spacehamster wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:45 am
AskForRaffo wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 2:12 am And it's hard to get overcooked pasta doing it this way
I'm more likely to overcook it if it takes longer because I'll wander out of the kitchen and forget to look at the clock.

Anyway, care to tell us why the question of when to put the salt in is such a big deal? I always put it in at the start, but the other ady I realized about a minute or two before the pasta was done that I'd forgotten the salt and just threw it in at that point, and... it didn't really make a difference. I may have just used a bit more, but I just eyeball it anyway.
Trying to say you put salt in cold water will stir some shit for sure over here.
It's one of these subjects that get italian people all riled up for no reason. Same as having cappuccino after 12 am.
Putting salt at the beginning is basically seen as lazy and they will try to convice you until they're blue in the face that it's WAY better to put it in a few seconds before throwing pasta in because of temperature, corrosion on the pot, different absorption and some other fairytales.
Trve foodies will also stab your whole family if you tell them you use fine salt for pasta even if it's the same fucking thing as coarse salt.

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 1:16 pm
by spacehamster
AskForRaffo wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:16 am
Trve foodies will also stab your whole family if you tell them you use fine salt for pasta even if it's the same fucking thing as coarse salt.
Hahaha. Because once it's dissolved in water, grain size is especially important.

I mean, I'm all for being a food nazi and I see nothing wrong with the fact that food and coffee are basically religions in Italy, but come on.

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 1:27 pm
by cxwx
I don’t salt my pasta at all

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 1:47 pm
by THE KILL
cxwx wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 1:27 pm I don’t salt my pasta at all
:highfive:

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:10 pm
by krog
Here's a coming-of-age classic. One of the milestones of becoming an adult (vegetarians must find their own path).

Take a whole chicken
Salt it
Put it in a baking dish
Roast at 350F for two hours

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2021 3:30 pm
by cxwx
I miss Smegma’s baked potato recipe.

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2021 1:32 am
by AskForRaffo
spacehamster wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 1:16 pm
AskForRaffo wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:16 am
Trve foodies will also stab your whole family if you tell them you use fine salt for pasta even if it's the same fucking thing as coarse salt.
Hahaha. Because once it's dissolved in water, grain size is especially important.

I mean, I'm all for being a food nazi and I see nothing wrong with the fact that food and coffee are basically religions in Italy, but come on.
Nothing more amusing than espresso-addicted italians desperately trying to find a decent one abroad.

"This shit is just dirty water!" :lol:

Re: Post real simple but delicious recipes

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 6:14 pm
by cxwx
I just made a meat sauce with three onions and not very much tomato sauce.