TheDOAD wrote: heavy handed.
Ok, just like the porking, right?
TheDOAD wrote: heavy handed.
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
Bored001 wrote:34 is still wet behind the ears...it's not that you're getting older, you're getting smarter.
This one's a keeper.canon.docre wrote:this girl I'm seeing says to me "we don't have any v-day plans, do we?"
"no"
"good, I'm getting drunk with my girlfriends."
then she bought me new computer speakers and said if I buy anything in return she's going to cut my balls off. that works for me, because I'm cheap and I like my balls.
ross, your mom is so cute!Necrometer wrote:I guess I had a date with my momSPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
BUNGVOX wrote:solo hanneman / solo mengele
You people are fucking degenerates.TheDOAD wrote: Holy crap Id totally do Ross's Mom.
4 times for me yesterday! The ol' boy still has it in him!soiled depends wrote:I'm just glad that I can get semen sucked out of me twice a day still...
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
Yeah, nowhere near the work you put in but to be fair I am taking her out for a pretty expensive dinner tonight.Pisscubes wrote: Though I'm kinda pissed that some of you got FOUR times and didn't even go to the lengths I did of cooking.
Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
theeeeah goes my hero...Pisscubes wrote:Introvert wrote:Yeah, nowhere near the work you put in but to be fair I am taking her out for a pretty expensive dinner tonight.Pisscubes wrote: Though I'm kinda pissed that some of you got FOUR times and didn't even go to the lengths I did of cooking.
Haha, let's compare:
Geoff - Beautiful getaway on the beach, motherfucking Coq a Vin, mousse, fine wines, fireplace
Ryan - Went to the same neighborhood tavern that we've been to a million times, played pinball while drinking PBRs and watching NASCAR, made her some frozen meatballs for a pita sandwich while I had leftovers from Saturday, and to top it off today is a paid holiday for me while she has to work
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hahahaIntrovert wrote:Haha, let's compare:
Geoff - Beautiful getaway on the beach, motherfucking Coq a Vin, mousse, fine wines, fireplace
Ryan - Went to the same neighborhood tavern that we've been to a million times, played pinball while drinking PBRs and watching NASCAR, made her some frozen meatballs for a pita sandwich while I had leftovers from Saturday, and to top it off today is a paid holiday for me while she has to work
Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:I bought a slice of cake
started nodding off at 10 pm