Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
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What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.
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as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"White Like Jesus wrote:What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.
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Well, it's not the most financially successful film he's ever released, nor is it the one that put him on the map.krudmonk wrote:as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"White Like Jesus wrote:What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.
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White Like Jesus wrote:What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's flying southwest.
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what a turd
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If they kick him off, then what do they do when Ethan Suplee wants to fly?
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noah thirteen wrote:What I find fascinating about this article is that I fucking hate Kevin Smith....
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White Like Jesus wrote:Well, it's not the most financially successful film he's ever released, nor is it the one that put him on the map.krudmonk wrote:as opposed to "Podcast superstar Kevin Smith?"White Like Jesus wrote:What I find surprising about this is, with all the movies he's done, he's referred to as "Mallrats director Kevin Smith" in the article.
Here we go.
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noah thirteen wrote:What I find fascinating about this article is that I fucking hate Kevin Smith....
Amen.
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Unless you're posting some random shitty movie, I don't think so, Slinky.
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It's like Lethal Weapon, but this time the black guy's the crazy one!
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Comrade Slinky wrote:It's like Lethal Weapon, but this time the black guy's the crazy one!
I'd watch that if the black guy was Danny Glover.
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how fat is he ? i know he is fat but didnt think he was micheal moore fat.
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Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
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i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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Like you fly anywhere.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
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I'll watch Copout just because it's R and not some castrated PG-13 bullshit. Of course, it won't come close to 48 Hours.
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Well, he's certainly handled this with the grace and tact that we've all come to expect from this stoic and mature gentleman.
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canadian wit strikes again.Comrade Slinky wrote:Like you fly anywhere.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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If you continue with such allegations I may be forced to respond with daily [expletive]-you tweets.noah thirteen wrote:Sir, I'm reasonably sure he's a fat boring asshole......12 Months of Mao wrote:Well, he's certainly handled this with the grace and tact that we've all come to expect from this stoic and mature gentleman.
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Anyone have any idea how much he actually weighs?
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That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:canadian wit strikes again.Comrade Slinky wrote:Like you fly anywhere.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
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that retort actually sucked.metal5411 wrote:That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:canadian wit strikes again.Comrade Slinky wrote:Like you fly anywhere.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
if the canadians are going to converse with me, then they need to learn to get their shit in gear. i will not stand for their half-headed-half-assedness.
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I was talking about your retort. What he said was funny. What you said wasn't.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:that retort actually sucked.metal5411 wrote:That's just wit in general. And honestly... how good of a retort is that, anyway? "I got burned, better call him a Canadian AND QUICK."ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:canadian wit strikes again.Comrade Slinky wrote:Like you fly anywhere.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i have yet to get kicked off an airplane.White Like Jesus wrote:Maybe he's BattletweeteR fat.
if the canadians are going to converse with me, then they need to learn to get their shit in gear. i will not stand for their half-headed-half-assedness.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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In copout the darkie punches a little kid in the balls.....edgy stuff
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