Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
I like how they called him an "actor." Whatever.
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
He's a very good actor. Have you even seen Clerks 2?Bored, Esq. wrote:I like how they called him an "actor." Whatever.
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I have seen all of his movies, unfortunately. It wasn't by choice. He's a very good actor when compared to...what? A potted plant? We're going to have to agree to...blah blah...Erik13 wrote:He's a very good actor. Have you even seen Clerks 2?Bored, Esq. wrote:I like how they called him an "actor." Whatever.
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You'd love him in the new Degrassi: The Next Generation shows...Erik13 wrote:He's a very good actor. Have you even seen Clerks 2?
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
I don't think you guys are taking this seriously enough. This could be the moment when the Fatty Civil Rights Movement really gains momentum, like a heavy boulder tipping off its resting place at the top of a mountain. It was one thing when your everyday fatty was treated like the shameless devourer they are. They had little recourse or voice, and who wants to watch some fatty complain? Throw a doughnut out the door and watch them scurry. But now its a famous, rich fatty. Much like Rosa Park's situation got attention because she worked at the NAACP, now he can serve as a bulbous rallying point for everyone who can't say, "No thank you, I'm full."
And all he did was sit his fat ass down. But mark my words, it is only beginning. First they will enlarge the seats on planes, but that means less passengers per flight and higher ticket prices for all of us. Who knows what darkness will follow, as planes full of fatties eclipse the very Sun.
And all he did was sit his fat ass down. But mark my words, it is only beginning. First they will enlarge the seats on planes, but that means less passengers per flight and higher ticket prices for all of us. Who knows what darkness will follow, as planes full of fatties eclipse the very Sun.
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA they actually said that!? priceless ...Smegma wrote:Southwest Airlines apologized to the director via Twitter, and blogged a longer statement on Sunday afternoon -- in which it pointed out that Smith usually purchases two seats every time he travels.
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
One for him and one for his ego/douche case.la caca eres tu wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA they actually said that!? priceless ...Smegma wrote:Southwest Airlines apologized to the director via Twitter, and blogged a longer statement on Sunday afternoon -- in which it pointed out that Smith usually purchases two seats every time he travels.
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giving his recent amazing suck-cesses from both critics and audiences around the country i wouldn't put it past this fucker to have made it up
however, i recently watched the first clerks again for the first time in years. still gotta give props.
however, i recently watched the first clerks again for the first time in years. still gotta give props.
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noah thirteen wrote:
I found this about as funny as any of Kevin Smiths movies! And in case you haven't picked up on what I meant, it wasn't funny and it fucking sucked!! Just like his movies!!!
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
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Oh noes... here come the fans to defend their champ...
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...the guy that plays Dante.Bored, Esq. wrote: He's a very good actor when compared to...
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
I just watched Live Free or Die Hard on Saturday, and was kinda surprised at how fat he was in that movie
but it didn't cross my mind that he might've got even bigger since then
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but it didn't cross my mind that he might've got even bigger since then
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
I really don't get the hate for this guy. He's made some really good movies.
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when he was one Attack of the Show promoting Zak and Miri he was doubled in size from LFoDHkmfcm wrote:I just watched Live Free or Die Hard on Saturday, and was kinda surprised at how fat he was in that movie
but it didn't cross my mind that he might've got even bigger since then
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dude is enormous now
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GODDAMN! Erik's on fire with the zingers today!Erik13 wrote:He's a very good actor. Have you even seen Clerks 2?
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
The message board posts where he was mocking people on the 'net, showing them pics of his wife, saying "you'll never bang something this hot" were a little better...
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this is reeelapse, everybody gets hate except christoper walken.Erik13 wrote:I really don't get the hate for this guy. He's made some really good movies.
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How many seats do you have to reserve for yourself...ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:this is reeelapse, everybody gets hate except christoper walken.Erik13 wrote:I really don't get the hate for this guy. He's made some really good movies.
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3the awesome Assassin wrote:How many seats do you have to reserve for yourself...ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:this is reeelapse, everybody gets hate except christoper walken.Erik13 wrote:I really don't get the hate for this guy. He's made some really good movies.
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this is me:
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pretty lame but its relevant, unlike some canadians.
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
They need to start banning little kids from flying next. One of the worst flights I had was when I was stuck beside some fucking 5 year old kid....
Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
When I was riding the train down from PA a few months ago I had the flu and was stuck behind some negro with a beef/onion sandwich. The stench of that thing had me gagging. It took him two hours at least to eat it and then a few hours later he was farting it out again, of course...all while talking to his homies about basketball or rap or whatever the fuck they talk about. He got off the train right before I started vomiting in his ear.
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Re: Kevin Smith - Too Fuckin' Fat to Fly
Bored, Esq. wrote:When I was riding the train down from PA a few months ago I had the flu and was stuck behind some negro with a beef/onion sandwich. The stench of that thing had me gagging. It took him two hours at least to eat it and then a few hours later he was farting it out again, of course...all while talking to his homies about basketball or rap or whatever the fuck they talk about. He got off the train right before I started vomiting in his ear.
I would enjoy drinking many beers with you sir.