Mommie Dearest 8/10 cans-- bio of Joan crawford-- she was one karazee bitch and a half.
double featured with her final flick--when she was down n' out and willing to take any bullshit movie, Trog(1971)
Trog is a brit flick-- Think a Schlock without the comedy. Actually colorfully filmed and not a bad flick---until the riddiculously cast Joan Crawford takes a MENS leading role--one of the mad scientist/anthropologist with an obviously unchanged script. Sometimes bad is good, but this is just goofy.
The same uptight biddy freaking over not using 14 karat gold hangers for her dirty underwear is tramping along in deep caves of bat shit, sniffing around for gorilla farts to see what vintage necromagus man she can find? It don't fit, even if she is an ugly old hag with 9lbs of makeup by this point on her deathbed.
8/10-- for the trainwreck of it all not because it's such a hoot. No one cums on her tits or inserts rod into her dirty batshit cave. Plick&Ebbert.
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