Music posts are a bannable offense.
Zap Rowsdower
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by Zap Rowsdower » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:30 pm
Ken M. is an internet commenter who brings a uniquely moronic perspective to the issues of the day. Fueled by a winning combination of ignorance and confidence, Ken's insights range from the painfully dumb to the soul-crushingly stupid.
https://twitter.com/horseysurprise
http://horseysurprise.tumblr.com/
These aren't even the best. I just picked his most recent. Groin-grabbingly hilarious:
ghost boner wrote: our cousins should fuck
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
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by Necrometer » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:35 pm
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
Zap Rowsdower
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by Zap Rowsdower » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:37 pm
ghost boner wrote: our cousins should fuck
guardianoftheblind
Sir Posts-A-Lot
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by guardianoftheblind » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:47 pm
ken m wrote: they started wearing the top hats as a clever tribute to the movies that charmed a generation
hahahahahahahahah
ghost boner wrote: you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
riley-o
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by riley-o » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:06 pm
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
Zap Rowsdower
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by Zap Rowsdower » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:18 pm
"He can convert the diamond into fresh coal if he subjects it to a lack of heat and pressure."
ghost boner wrote: our cousins should fuck
Ray
ultimate EVIL
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by Ray » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:35 pm
"proof that the banana is more than some vulgar marital aid"
OH MY FUCKING GOD
jefferson wrote: If you want a picture of the future, imagine a palm against a human face... forever.
Ray
ultimate EVIL
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by Ray » Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:37 pm
gonna email this to my dad, who is almost 70 and in the past few months has taken a liking to posting comments on yahoo articles because he just discovered the internet for himself
jefferson wrote: If you want a picture of the future, imagine a palm against a human face... forever.
Teebore
Sir Posts-A-Lot
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by Teebore » Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:07 pm
I remember reading the Punxsutawney article months ago and admiring Ken's handiwork.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
-smoeone
Zap Rowsdower
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by Zap Rowsdower » Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:12 pm
ghost boner wrote: our cousins should fuck
valgalder
Wandering Johnny!
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by valgalder » Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:27 pm
I'm a fan
Skyclun wrote:
Explain to me how I'm dumb for not knowing how PayPal works.
valgalder
Wandering Johnny!
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by valgalder » Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:32 pm
hah - peanut sauce
Skyclun wrote:
Explain to me how I'm dumb for not knowing how PayPal works.
guardianoftheblind
Sir Posts-A-Lot
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by guardianoftheblind » Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:39 pm
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
ghost boner wrote: you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
\m/Johnny\m/
(ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)
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by \m/Johnny\m/ » Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:56 pm
I almost shit myself laughing at that.
elephants gerald wrote:
- GLENN DANZIG "literally a rotating cast of gigantic wigged infants," claims former tour manager
soiled depends
I'm always posting. At all times.
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by soiled depends » Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:30 pm
those exasperated people constantly trying to correct him or point out his errors in thinking...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
storm shadow
Machine Gun Etiquette
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by storm shadow » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:49 pm
Well, this is my favorite website of all time.
james wrote: portable auschwitz
The Real MPD
Sir Posts-A-Lot
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by The Real MPD » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:34 am
oh man. this is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.
riley-o
Chad Thundercock
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by riley-o » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:57 am
hahahahah you're such a fucking dick
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
IFryKids
Freakin Insane & Stuff..
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by IFryKids » Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:23 am
This is my sacrifice
This is my life
This is my only regret
That I ever was born
Wang Mandu
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by Wang Mandu » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:01 am
BUNGVOX wrote: solo hanneman / solo mengele
Burpcore the GRIM
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by Burpcore the GRIM » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:29 am
There's no way that this isn't a troll, and a damn good one at that.
Mooretician
How's them beans, ma?
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by Mooretician » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:45 am
Burpcore the GRIM wrote: There's no way that this isn't a troll, and a damn good one at that.
Thanks Ken M
copstache wrote: on a positive note, i hope if i get old and encrippled my nurses come and put on Judeobeast Assassin and watch my horrible atrophied limbs twitch in some mess of neurons flickering and dying