The man was addicted to hand jobs
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Does anyone have the PME Kaka raps?
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When a girl's arm gets really tired she pulls her boobs out and grabs your hand and puts it on one. Then she starts moaning to try to sync the guy up to blow the load.
I've never ever seen an Asian girl give up. Even after 20+ minutes. I saw a white girl give up because her arm hurt too bad. It wasn't on me. It was on a male porn actor in a shoot.
I've never ever seen an Asian girl give up. Even after 20+ minutes. I saw a white girl give up because her arm hurt too bad. It wasn't on me. It was on a male porn actor in a shoot.
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I was watching an interview with Lena Paul and she said guys dicks are basically ruined after a few years like they have to inject viagra right into their cock or have like bionic dick implants. The point being, shut the fuck up Wrongdot.
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Not the type of girl that's gonna give up on a HJ for sure. White girl's arm hurts, and she reaches for the snickers.
Even bullets won't stop those girls from giving HJs. The survivors in nearby parlors will be back at their spa the next day.
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My best guess is that the shooter fell in love with the girl that gave him hand jobs. He's only 21 so he may not have realized yet that girls don't really like giving hand jobs. They only do it for money or to make their boyfriend happy.
So he probably fell in love with her only to have his heart broken when she stopped loving him back when he ran out of cash for more hand action.
I suppose he flew into rage and started shooting at that point.
Sex is work for those people. Sex isn't love anyway. The whole premise of that is wrong.
So he probably fell in love with her only to have his heart broken when she stopped loving him back when he ran out of cash for more hand action.
I suppose he flew into rage and started shooting at that point.
Sex is work for those people. Sex isn't love anyway. The whole premise of that is wrong.
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https://www.golocalprov.com/articles/va ... ution-case
You win superbowls by getting the HJ, not killing the masseuse.At Orchids, according to the Jupiter police, Kraft paid cash to the spa’s co-owner, Lei Wang, who goes by Lulu, and received a hand job from her and another worker, later identified as Shen Mingbi. After Kraft ejaculated, Mingbi wiped his penis with a white towel. Then she and Lulu helped him get dressed."
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He was trying to set up a studio, right? I was either not around or not paying attention when the kaka sagas were ongoing. Did he ever record any bands using that setup? Any of his own music? It's a spectacular waste if not.
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I remember something about wanting to browse the internet simultaneously while mixing in a DAW and people saying that’s a really stupid thing to do and someone who is an alleged computer genius should know better. Also something about how anyone who has a mis matched cabinet and head “looks like a nerd on stage” even if the cabinet sounds like ass.
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Did you boys think it was weird that your mom was sleeping overnight at work every day considering she was 30 minutes away?
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Chris do you have an erection right now?
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Imagine having to go on camera before the whole world and talk about how your mom was so busy giving handjobs you wouldn’t see her for months
Those boys will grow up to be incels. Straight facts and then they will probably do a Virginia tech shooting.
It’s a vicious cycle.
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Their needs would be better served by playing black metal.
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so this shooter's dad was an evangelical pastor? an evangelical nurse i work with considers a single episode of masturbation a cardinal sin, as she said about (thankfully not to) a patient. if his dad instilled this attitude into him, i wonder if he just thought about sex "a lot" and considered himself to be addicted even if he wasn't?
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If I remember correctly there's Bible verses that suggest jerking off is actually considered worse than fornicationGeeheeb wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:01 pm so this shooter's dad was an evangelical pastor? an evangelical nurse i work with considers a single episode of masturbation a cardinal sin, as she said about (thankfully not to) a patient. if his dad instilled this attitude into him, i wonder if he just thought about sex "a lot" and considered himself to be addicted even if he wasn't?
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Impure am I,impure I spill my seed upon barren earth
And spit in the faces of the Goddess,unclean am I
Unclean I copulate with the hands of the God
And defile the Gates of Ishtar
And spit in the faces of the Goddess,unclean am I
Unclean I copulate with the hands of the God
And defile the Gates of Ishtar
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Onan was killed because he was supposed to fuck his dead brothers wife, but instead of knocking her up he pulled out.
It also says it’s better to just get married than be horny all the time. ( justification for loveless marriages I guess )
My favorite part is where Lot gets raped by his own daughters.
It also says it’s better to just get married than be horny all the time. ( justification for loveless marriages I guess )
My favorite part is where Lot gets raped by his own daughters.
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Ancient iteration of no-fapcxwx wrote:
If I remember correctly there's Bible verses that suggest jerking off is actually considered worse than fornication
To prevent men from becoming coombrain wankers
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Yeah it worked great for you.MeatGrease wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:37 pmAncient iteration of no-fapcxwx wrote:
If I remember correctly there's Bible verses that suggest jerking off is actually considered worse than fornication
To prevent men from becoming coombrain wankers