SLH666
- death by snoo snoo
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Re: Amelia6
penile peristalsis
esoteric dick defibrillator
scrambled gonads
anal fissureman
prophylactic shock (scrotal indignation)
esoteric dick defibrillator
scrambled gonads
anal fissureman
prophylactic shock (scrotal indignation)
Re: Amelia6
condom melts off in diseased crotch
flesh rotting fingerbang
buttfucking and your dick dont come out
tongue bath to turtle head
flesh rotting fingerbang
buttfucking and your dick dont come out
tongue bath to turtle head
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Her Cunt Stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks
Frozen Pot Roast Abortion
I drove Her To The Woods Then Made Her Get Out Of My Car To Check The Back Tires
Picking Up Snatch In A V.D. Clinic
Can I Borrow Some Meth?
Frozen Pot Roast Abortion
I drove Her To The Woods Then Made Her Get Out Of My Car To Check The Back Tires
Picking Up Snatch In A V.D. Clinic
Can I Borrow Some Meth?
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Re: Amelia6
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - fz
Re: Amelia6
roll my greasy dick into a pile of coke and shove it up your gaping ass.
cumcicle
pulsating zits on upper cunt area
turds with veins in them
collagen injected poon cave
cumcicle
pulsating zits on upper cunt area
turds with veins in them
collagen injected poon cave
- death by snoo snoo
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Re: Amelia6
miss rottentwat goes to soggytown
spontaneous bowel devastation
baptized in scrotum sauce
cunt.
spontaneous bowel devastation
baptized in scrotum sauce
cunt.
- thürstön.3®®0®
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Re: Amelia6
cuntraped with a chainsaw
vaginoplastic explosives
machete practice as foreplay
improvising a dildo from a drainpipe
ass to mouth to death
vaginoplastic explosives
machete practice as foreplay
improvising a dildo from a drainpipe
ass to mouth to death
"It is Baby Bush's fault, like all of the country's problems currently are, and the poor black dude has to mop up after the irresponsible frat boy while the rich white assholes criticize him as usual." - the most naive motherfucker i've ever come in contact with that wasn't a female mennonite.
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Re: Amelia6
i've been sitting on that one for a minute. but i dont have time to do a pornogrind project.
"It is Baby Bush's fault, like all of the country's problems currently are, and the poor black dude has to mop up after the irresponsible frat boy while the rich white assholes criticize him as usual." - the most naive motherfucker i've ever come in contact with that wasn't a female mennonite.
- Double Anal
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Re: Amelia6
the filthier JHD and bungvox posts are, the more i realize the lack of mattress action they're partaking in
Re: Amelia6
hipster holocaust wrote:the filthier JHD and bungvox posts are, the more i realize the lack of mattress action they're partaking in
i talk about perverted stuff all of the time, and I usually get laid at LEAST twice a month. granted, usually i'm too drunk to remember most of it...so what IS the MAGIC NUMBER for you, john? how much mattress action does it take to keep you so classy?
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Re: Amelia6
I get laid plenty.
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hah, much less than you'd think...though the past few months have been very good ones thank youPyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hipster holocaust wrote:the filthier JHD and bungvox posts are, the more i realize the lack of mattress action they're partaking in
i talk about perverted stuff all of the time, and I usually get laid at LEAST twice a month. granted, usually i'm too drunk to remember most of it...so what IS the MAGIC NUMBER for you, john? how much mattress action does it take to keep you so classy?
that said, the parents of portland better lock up their underage daughters (and sons)
actually, now that i think about it, i should finally fuck a pink house girl...PUNX
Re: Amelia6
i fuck my girlfriend multiple times a week pal.hipster holocaust wrote:the filthier JHD and bungvox posts are, the more i realize the lack of mattress action they're partaking in
dont worry about matress action over here at ted bundy memorial headquarters.
dick saw.
Re: Amelia6
hipster holocaust wrote: actually, now that i think about it, i should finally fuck a pink house girl...PUNX
ahahaha, i'm not really sure who lives there now. my friend steve lives directly across the street and when i was over at his place there was some chick that looked like Korinna<sp?> sitting on the porch!? thought she was in another country or something. anyway, ever since they cut down the trees looking at that house makes me sad and nostalgic...but by all means dude, slay some hairy portland crotch.
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ari would be all over my shit DTF whenever she drank (i wanted nothing from her, plus shes had a steady bf for years now), there were a few times i almost had sex with megan and miko (SWOON)...i'm kinda glad i didn't know, damn aids shit is out therePyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hipster holocaust wrote: actually, now that i think about it, i should finally fuck a pink house girl...PUNX
ahah, i'm not really sure who lives there now. my friend steve lives directly across the street and when i was over at his place there was some chick that looked like Korinna<sp?> sitting on the porch!? thought she was in another country or something. anyway, ever since they cut down the trees looking at that house makes me sad and nostalgic...but by all means dude, slay some hairy portland crotch.
korina LOL
Re: Amelia6
bullet belt rip saw for punker slit
dreadlock pubic region
grenade lodged in shit pipe
playing a d-beat with dick across nicotine stained teeth
dreadlock pubic region
grenade lodged in shit pipe
playing a d-beat with dick across nicotine stained teeth
Re: Amelia6
whatever man. the jupiter puts free condoms on your pillow instead of mints. USE EM!
they're orange and they sort of suck though. i used mine to do whipits while watching tv from the bathtub...
they're orange and they sort of suck though. i used mine to do whipits while watching tv from the bathtub...
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Re: Amelia6
BUNGVOX wrote:
constipated dick
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
Re: Amelia6
homemade pocket pussy.
firecracker piss hole
masturbating over an abortion in progress.
firecracker piss hole
masturbating over an abortion in progress.
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Re: Amelia6
disfigured pubic muscles
awaiting insertional throb-meat
twelve inch clitoral rage
$8 bed-sheet sale at Target
awaiting insertional throb-meat
twelve inch clitoral rage
$8 bed-sheet sale at Target
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Ravaged Uterine Walls
Butt Fucked Dog Anus
Mutated Clitoral Dysfunction
Twice severed rectal shoot.
Butt Fucked Dog Anus
Mutated Clitoral Dysfunction
Twice severed rectal shoot.
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