Reverend wrote:I'm almost positive stores novelty stores keep them around to fuck with us.
ever go into a store on a day where it's sprinkling at best and they've got some rolling cart display packed with umbrellas parked right out front? haha...
Reverend wrote:I'm almost positive stores novelty stores keep them around to fuck with us.
ever go into a store on a day where it's sprinkling at best and they've got some rolling cart display packed with umbrellas parked right out front? haha...
yeah, completely ridiculous how many they probably sell. Even better is the wet floor signs at all the entrances to the grocery stores, blindly pointing out the ethnic target market in red: "Cuidado Piso Mohado". So many people suing stores because they have the brain capacity of a heroine addicted goat, and the physics of putting rubber to tile with enough oil and water to make the Exxon Valdez shit bricks between them does not compute.
"You better take care of me lord otherwise you'll have me on your hands"
Reverend wrote:Even better is the wet floor signs at all the entrances to the grocery stores, blindly pointing out the ethnic target market in red: "Cuidado Piso Mohado". So many people suing stores because they have the brain capacity of a heroine addicted goat, and the physics of putting rubber to tile with enough oil and water to make the Exxon Valdez shit bricks between them does not compute.
whats it like being a racist hillbilly? does banjo music constantly play in your head?
Reverend wrote:Even better is the wet floor signs at all the entrances to the grocery stores, blindly pointing out the ethnic target market in red: "Cuidado Piso Mohado". So many people suing stores because they have the brain capacity of a heroine addicted goat, and the physics of putting rubber to tile with enough oil and water to make the Exxon Valdez shit bricks between them does not compute.
whats it like being a racist hillbilly? does banjo music constantly play in your head?
why am I racist? I just have extreme support for white people. I love niggers n shit.
"You better take care of me lord otherwise you'll have me on your hands"
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
Printed in the darkroom, still awesome after 20+ years.
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger