Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
https://www.reeelapse.com/
use the urinal, Sally.Pisscubes wrote:Jesus Christ, can you fuckin savages flush when you're done? I go to take a piss and the turlet is stuffed up with a corn fucking brownie. It's disgustng.
Toxicarius wrote:Who keeps pinning Dilbert strips on the bulletin board?
So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...jakebonz@work wrote:SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Is this better?Toxicarius wrote:So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...
No! The BB is for official announcements only. And maybe a comic if it's actually funny...jakebonz@work wrote:Is this better?Toxicarius wrote:So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
I saw that and am gonna keep my mouth shut!Pisscubes wrote:[opens desk drawer, looks around shiftily, pulls out pint of Old Crow and takes large gulp before replacing it, shutting drawer and folding hands on desk]
Look at this fuckin' tightwad.Toxicarius wrote:No! The BB is for official announcements only. And maybe a comic if it's actually funny...jakebonz@work wrote:Is this better?Toxicarius wrote:So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Nah, thanks man. I've got phone calls to make this morning and need my wits about me.Pisscubes wrote:Brian P. wrote:I saw that and am gonna keep my mouth shut!Pisscubes wrote:[opens desk drawer, looks around shiftily, pulls out pint of Old Crow and takes large gulp before replacing it, shutting drawer and folding hands on desk]
I just made coffee.
(Want me to top that coffee off?)
instead we get right out of college, frat-jock interns.Tony Twist wrote:This place needs some right out of college, big tittied nubile interns.
There are plenty! They just hang out up here in the Admin/Mod offices. There's one in a low cut blouse that is confused about why I keep dropping my pencil on the floor when she's around. Although now that Leon is back in Exhumed they hang out in his office most of the time.....Tony Twist wrote:This place needs some right out of college, big tittied nubile interns.
That's not actually a supply closet......John Jr. wrote:1) who's leaving their used jim-hats in the supply closet?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?
that's why i'm always huffing paint in the basement: neither my dick nor my ego will fit that "office"Introvert wrote:That's not actually a supply closet......John Jr. wrote:1) who's leaving their used jim-hats in the supply closet?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWIt's your office
SOILED: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS NEW DOG!Tony Twist wrote:Somebody tell the fat bitch next to me that no one cares about her friends new dog.
Oh yeah, sorry about that. I thought it'd be funny to photocopy my butt and give a copy to everyone in the office.jakebonz@work wrote:GODDAMMIT! THERE'S A FUCKING SKIDMARK ON THE COPY MACHINE!
Yeah, uh, Sorry? I'LL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT, SR. CUBES.TheDOAD wrote:Pisscubes wrote:TheDOAD wrote:soiled depends wrote:oh that reminds me: no paternity leaves. it's clearly outlined in the staff policy manual...
I did just fucking hire you for sexual education didn't I?
DOAD?? This Jakebonz guy has been burning my ass. I want him out.
[drinks generic robotussin out of a paper bag]
I'll take care of it right away. I hate that guy too .
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWDont worry Jake. Pisscubes wont even remember this tomorrow and you are a great asset to our company.
Doesn't he already have enough screws loose?jakebonz@work wrote:Yeah, uh, Sorry? I'LL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT, SR. CUBES.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWHey, DOAD, if you loosen the screws on the back of his chair he'll totally fall on his ass when he leans back.