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all of the girls i've fucked have been fucked behind closed doors. i doubt anyone i know can say they're seen me rage on a broad in person.

oh shit, that means i never fucked a girl...since nobody saw it? WHITE PERSON DILEMMA IF I EVER HEARD ONE.

just talk to your fucking self already, c-plasty. until now i'd only foe'd like pooeyegg or somebody retarded and scrolling. you are negative and angry at something isn't even me, i want nothing to do with that bad energy.

Cryptoplasty wrote:

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.

She really got under your skin, eh?

a right 5'7" scabie monster, i guess. i'm just burned out on that attitude, it's completely out of nowhere and i know he doesn't mean to attack me (rather, he attacks everything he imagines i stand for) so it's not a big deal...just slightly bulgy enough for me to not be into it, eh?

Bored, Esq. wrote:

Cryptoplasty wrote:

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.

She really got under your skin, eh?

hahahaha...No, not at all. I'm on my break and felt like being an asshole. She's an easy target.

Pisscubes wrote: And I totally agree with you. I think cynicism can be healthy as long as you temper it and don't allow it to be your world view. Who takes the guy who always says shit is going to wrong seriously even when it does? Even a broken clock...

Cynicism is a combination of a defense mechanism against disappointment + ego-boosting for people with low self-esteem. They tell themselves "I always know how things are going to turn out, I've figured out the world." Like I said, illogical. But also...what a lot of idiots call "cynicism" is simply speaking the truth. All of the fake happiness/positivity in average hypocrites is equally cloying...especially when they're just lying. So adolescent cynicism is a form of rebellion...

Eh, but again...we're just rehearsing cliches.

I used to have a few REALLY cynical friends. They got to be so annoying that I couldn't stand being around them anymore.

Cryptoplasty wrote:

Bored, Esq. wrote:

Cryptoplasty wrote:

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.

She really got under your skin, eh?

hahahaha...No, not at all. I'm on my break and felt like being an asshole. She's an easy target.

Liar. I know you don't like her. Not a big deal.

Pisscubes wrote:I'm talking about those that see bi-sexuality as something trendy and kiss another girl in front of a packed bar-room or party?

Yeah, this is related to why you'll see that a lot of lesbians put "no bisexuals" on their profiles. I'm on a dating site and it's pretty useless. Mostly people just want to trade nudes back and forth and sex chat. Believe it or not, I'm not really a fan, and typically refuse to participate in that stuff.

I'm also finding that the lesbian scene in SF is very femme/boi or femme/butch oriented. Making the online dating thing even more useless to me since I prefer femme/femme. I've heard that femme/femme is more of an LA thing. But, if I go down there I'm just going to endup raped by monsterod, so that doesn't do me any good.

I dunno, maybe I'm old, but I think I prefer meeting people the old fashioned way...

Mari_Mar wrote: I dunno, maybe I'm old, but I think I prefer meeting people the old fashioned way...

100%, but i don't think you're old.

i can't do phone sex or internet anything with people, it doesn't hold my interest. i mean, i guess i might use those mediums if i were dating someone and we had to be apart for a bit, but for MEETING? nah. how are you supposed to "imagine" you smell pheromones online? you can't. gotta huff that pit up close.

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:100%, but i don't think you're old.

i can't do phone sex or internet anything with people, it doesn't hold my interest. i mean, i guess i might use those mediums if i were dating someone and we had to be apart for a bit, but for MEETING? nah.

Precisely. I'm just not that into masturbating, to put a bunch of energy into it buy typing to someone else, and making up some story to get us off. I'd rather read an erotic story or watch a porno if that's the case.

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:how are you supposed to "imagine" you smell pheromones online? you can't. gotta huff that pit up close.

Umm... gross. I think this must be a straight girl obsession, that I'll never understand...

Mari_Mar wrote:But, if I go down there I'm just going to endup raped by monsterod

Hahaha...you make it sound like a tourist attraction, like he stands outside the city line and passes people through his rape tunnel.

weird, mari. pheromones mostly only come into play with my attraction to men. does this mean i'm straight after all? my attraction to women is not so often based on their scent, but their general...air.

you might be on to something..?

p.s. i don't know f you knew this already, but i'm mostly sexually attracted to tiny, slightly femme guys. perhaps their pheromones are attractive to me because they remind me of women, and i'm only aware of the existence of these p-mones because they are men? like i wouldn't notice the same smell coming from a woman as being anything special?

ungh

Guys, this is about Joey Humperdink, not your pheromones.

@Amelia: Well, I can't speak for you but male scent is testosterone driven. Effeminate male or no, they all share it due to hormones. I know that for me, my attraction to females is far more visual, emotional, and some part force of habit (due to my past).

My attraction to males is far less understood, because it so new. But it does feel (for me) that there is an air about males that I find attractive. Is that pheremones?? Maybe partially. But, I would never go around huffing dudes armpits in an attempt to get randy. But that could be because I used to produce that scent and I finding that confusing and slightly horrifying at this point. I definitely don't miss it.

his name is joey?

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:I'm a fat whore

NOW you are starting to think!

mari -- joking about the armpit huffing. i don't ACTUALLY do that. it is the general 'air' -- for example, just being around certain people will make my nostrils flare and probably my cunt lips too, but you know...

so...uh...how 'bout them humberdinks!?

Deleted Account wrote:Guys, this is about Joey Humperdink, not your pheromones.

Yeah, sorry... I actually didn't even read the first few pages of this thread. I picked up at Ward's post. To the beginning...

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:mari -- joking about the armpit huffing. i don't ACTUALLY do that. it is the general 'air' -- for example, just being around certain people will make my nostrils flare and probably my cunt lips too, but you know...

so...uh...how 'bout them humberdinks!?

Yeah, but I know plenty of straight girls who are all about male musk. Even Humberdink's, I'm sure...

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:weird, mari. pheromones mostly only come into play with my attraction to men. does this mean i'm straight after all? my attraction to women is not so often based on their scent, but their general...air.

There's nothing unusual about that. Studies have shown that men prefer the natural scent of a woman to perfume, it's a completely normal thing for heterosexuals. People deny it because it's culturally "weird" but we're still animals and smell plays a part in attraction.

hear that, mom and dad? quit prodding me to come out of the closet, i'm hetero as fuck.

I think I've met every single (without a child) dumb cunt in this city. Yes, they're not all cunts, they're all DUMB cunts. The best was the 18 year old chick I took out twice. She grew up somewhere in Washington state, I guess in the middle of nowhere, and had never even seen a TV set until she was 14. The second time we went out I said "lets go out for dinner, how about the Outback?" and she replied with "oh, we don't have to go anywhere fancy like that". I kinda laughed at her. Anyways, I couldn't deal with her fish out of water BS and she was just odd anyways. Anyways, that was on Plentyoffish. A few months later I see she's on OKCupid and she's already married and pregnant. What was she doing on OKCupid then? Her and her husband were looking for a girl to join them in a threesome, haha.

So you missed out on 3-somes with other chicks and taking her to less expensive places than the Outback... You sound a little queer to me...

the awesome Assassin wrote:So you missed out on 3-somes with other chicks and taking her to less expensive places than the Outback... You sound a little queer to me...

And marriage and a baby within a few mere months. Besides, she wasn't anything special.

Tony Twist wrote:

the awesome Assassin wrote:So you missed out on 3-somes with other chicks and taking her to less expensive places than the Outback... You sound a little queer to me...

And marriage and a baby within a few mere months. Besides, she wasn't anything special.

Plus, wouldn't it be a three some with a girl and another dude? Isn't that still some what queer?

Edit: Not that I'm judging. Just saying...

Her and her husband were looking for a girl to join them in a threesome,