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Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:
Sorry to hear that. I hope 2010 is the year you leave it all behind.

it's starting to look that way

thanks for the hugz y'all

I think today I officially joined the ranks of married dudes who have run the entire gamut of emotions that spring out of not getting laid enough. You start off kind of vaguely annoyed, move on to slightly worried, then to genuinely angry which leads to a brief but deep depression, followed by a wave of woe-is-me-tinged indifference that I assume sticks around for...well, forever I suppose? I guess my options are a) quit going to the gym, start drinking way more dark beer until I'm fat and happy, b) keep up the fitness/diet shit and fuck other chicks, c) jerk off for however long it takes to drive me to murder-suicide, or d) soiled depends. I should have made this a poll.

well if it's any consolation you're not the only one.

Mooretician wrote:I think today I officially joined the ranks of married dudes who have run the entire gamut of emotions that spring out of not getting laid enough. You start off kind of vaguely annoyed, move on to slightly worried, then to genuinely angry which leads to a brief but deep depression, followed by a wave of woe-is-me-tinged indifference that I assume sticks around for...well, forever I suppose? I guess my options are a) quit going to the gym, start drinking way more dark beer until I'm fat and happy, b) keep up the fitness/diet shit and fuck other chicks, c) jerk off for however long it takes to drive me to murder-suicide, or d) soiled depends. I should have made this a poll.

Talk to your wife. If she starts trying to pull the whole "all I am to you is a sex puppet?!" thing on you, kindly and slowly explain to her that sex is a very important part of a relationship and if she insists on leaving you unfulfilled then you're going to have to take steps to correct that. Don't actually say that you might leave her or fuck other chicks but kind of leave that open to interpretation. Try and get her to tell you what's wrong. She's obviously not happy about something.

Worst comes to worst, you guys get a divorce. It's all cool, bro.

aren't you that sharp looking fellow ?

yeah, talk to her and if she won't talk about it just fuck another woman on the side. people are entitled to a healthy sex life if they are capable of creating one and it shouldn't be taken away at someone else's whim.

riley-o wrote:just fuck another woman on the side. people are entitled to a healthy sex life if they are capable of creating one and it shouldn't be taken away at someone else's whim.

hahaha aren't you the same guy who is puzzled by my "online flirting"?

riley-o wrote:aren't you that sharp looking fellow ?

yeah, talk to her and if she won't talk about it just fuck another woman on the side. people are entitled to a healthy sex life if they are capable of creating one and it shouldn't be taken away at someone else's whim.

Hi there Mark Sanford!

is your husband refusing you sex without an explanation ? are you actually fucking anyone on the side or are you just giving n00bs broken hearts ?

Degree Absolute wrote:Hi there Mark Sanford!

pfff. dan savage maybe... minus all the homosexual sex...

riley-o wrote:is your husband refusing you sex without an explanation ? are you actually fucking anyone on the side or are you just giving n00bs broken hearts ?

I know very well what he's going through haha.
But in almost 7 years of marriage including 3 utterly crappy ones, I have never ever been dishonest or unfaithful.
Anyway, not the right place to talk about this issue right now.

And I don't break anybody's heart for real Riles.

Streven Adler wrote:

Mooretician wrote:I think today I officially joined the ranks of married dudes who have run the entire gamut of emotions that spring out of not getting laid enough. You start off kind of vaguely annoyed, move on to slightly worried, then to genuinely angry which leads to a brief but deep depression, followed by a wave of woe-is-me-tinged indifference that I assume sticks around for...well, forever I suppose? I guess my options are a) quit going to the gym, start drinking way more dark beer until I'm fat and happy, b) keep up the fitness/diet shit and fuck other chicks, c) jerk off for however long it takes to drive me to murder-suicide, or d) soiled depends. I should have made this a poll.

B

I recommend a mix of b) fitness and c) mastobat then counselling and if it doesn't work d) soiled depends.

Hell-haine wrote:Anyway, not the right place to talk about this issue right now.

haha, okay.

Hell-haine wrote:And I don't break anybody's heart for real Riles.

haha, okay.

riley-o wrote: just fuck another woman on the side. people are entitled to a healthy sex life if they are capable of creating one and it shouldn't be taken away at someone else's whim.

This was laid out very early on in my current relationship.

Hey why do you think I listen to so much fucking Death Metal?

Hell-haine wrote:Hey why do you think I listen to so much fucking Death Metal?

I'm going to go jogging up on some mountain trails in a few and hope I get jumped by some horny ladies, tied to a tree, and molested.

With your luck it's going to be a gang of horny mexican dudes.

Hell-haine wrote:With your luck it's going to be a gang of horny mexican dudes.

Uh. Please don't ruin my fantasy.

To be honest I've never seen a Mexican up in the woods before. I'm not sure if they're afraid of it or what.

Hopefully it's not a gang of horny cougars. And I do not mean the slang term for an older suburban broad looking to score.

I returned safely.

2010 is treating me well, with the whole mexican-mountain lion getting eaten threat thing.