Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:21 pm
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Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:47 pm
Mom and dad, the Grateful Dead
Major labels and straight edge
Coors and school and roller blades
God, Rick James and Oakley shades
Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks
Nazis, midgets, new tube socks
L.D. from M.R.&R. And fucking Zeppelin Man,
Hippies, Harleys, Pearl Jam,
Chili peppers, case of Spam
Riot grrls, Ponch and Jon
Squash and pork and carmel flan
We hate these things We hate you, too
Go fuck a monkey in the zoo
Oscar Meyer has a way with B.O.L.O.G.N.A.
Major labels and straight edge
Coors and school and roller blades
God, Rick James and Oakley shades
Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks
Nazis, midgets, new tube socks
L.D. from M.R.&R. And fucking Zeppelin Man,
Hippies, Harleys, Pearl Jam,
Chili peppers, case of Spam
Riot grrls, Ponch and Jon
Squash and pork and carmel flan
We hate these things We hate you, too
Go fuck a monkey in the zoo
Oscar Meyer has a way with B.O.L.O.G.N.A.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:13 pm
Haha. Mine was $12 for my Saturn. You can get OEM stuff cheap online.the awesome Assassin wrote:I don't give a fuck if it's normal... $45 for a gas cap, fuck off...
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:39 pm
He's just flogging hte dolphin, Mandie.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:02 pm
tied game, with 45 seconds to go, our goalie pulls HIMSELF and we lose, 3 - 2.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:08 pm
you should probably tell him how it makes you feel and how you'd like him to behave insteadthe motherfucking d-i-e wrote:i've thought about breaking something of his to retaliate, but it seems childish, and it would most likely backfire on me. he either still wouldn't care, or he'd break something i REALLY like.\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:You should take a dump in one of his shoes.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:31 pm
Are you a lesbian?Steeb wrote: for my Saturn.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:55 pm
I own a Saturn don't I?the awesome Assassin wrote:Are you a lesbian?Steeb wrote: for my Saturn.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:55 pm
Gross. Have you ever done this? It's fucking sad. I feel terrible every time I do it.electronicham wrote:He is jerking off on yur terlitthe motherfucking d-i-e wrote:he is vegetarian, and rarely eats fake meat products, his diet is mostly beans, grains and veggies. when he poops he puts the radio on in the bathroom and is in there for a while, so i think he has a hard time shitting, this just might help him!Dr Yail Bloor wrote:put ear drops in his drinks, it will give him horrible diarrhoea...
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:35 am
You prefer to just blow hot loads all over your stomach?
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:55 am
wait... are you talking about glazing the seat with your goo? Yeah, that's kinda gross... but if you think it's gross to just hammer one out in the bowl and flush, do you believe in cum ghosts?
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:35 am
Who the fuck does that?
I mean, besides you and Steeb?
I mean, besides you and Steeb?
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:46 am
james wrote:you should probably tell him how it makes you feel and how you'd like him to behave instead
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:23 am
MY FUCKING BROTHER IN-LAW
After my dealings with DLF, I'm starting to think my B-I-L is autistic. He has absolutely zero social/relationship skills. The worst part of it is, I have to work with him every fucking day. I hired him to work in the office a couple years back, based on his I.T. skills (I always end up fixing shit myself, btw), and I haven't had the heart/balls to let him go. I could post about him every day in the Dumb Things Heard At Work thread, but I think I'm gonna start venting in here instead.
I started bringing my lunch to work recently to save a few bucks. Instead of portioning out my chips in little baggies, I just buy a big bag, and leave it at work for the week. This morning he walks into my office with my bag of chips, scarfing them down, and fucking complaining about them in the process... "I really don't like these baked chips" as he shovels another handful into his stupid mouth.
"Then don't eat them!" I say. He walks out laughing, still eating my chips. I walk out following him and say "Dude... seriously, I hope there's enough left for me to have with my sandwich for lunch"
"There's plenty. I'll make sure I leave enough"
Lunch time rolls around, I get my sandwich from the fridge, and start looking for my chips. I find the bag rolled up on the counter, and there's about 2 tablespoons of bran flake size crumbs in the bag. He's watching me the whole time and says "I told you there was enough!"
I crumple up the bag, throw it in the trash, and say "you're a fucking idiot", to which he giggles.
I swear to God I'm so fucking pissed right now I could shoot him.
I'm gonna start posting every time he does something autistic.
After my dealings with DLF, I'm starting to think my B-I-L is autistic. He has absolutely zero social/relationship skills. The worst part of it is, I have to work with him every fucking day. I hired him to work in the office a couple years back, based on his I.T. skills (I always end up fixing shit myself, btw), and I haven't had the heart/balls to let him go. I could post about him every day in the Dumb Things Heard At Work thread, but I think I'm gonna start venting in here instead.
I started bringing my lunch to work recently to save a few bucks. Instead of portioning out my chips in little baggies, I just buy a big bag, and leave it at work for the week. This morning he walks into my office with my bag of chips, scarfing them down, and fucking complaining about them in the process... "I really don't like these baked chips" as he shovels another handful into his stupid mouth.
"Then don't eat them!" I say. He walks out laughing, still eating my chips. I walk out following him and say "Dude... seriously, I hope there's enough left for me to have with my sandwich for lunch"
"There's plenty. I'll make sure I leave enough"
Lunch time rolls around, I get my sandwich from the fridge, and start looking for my chips. I find the bag rolled up on the counter, and there's about 2 tablespoons of bran flake size crumbs in the bag. He's watching me the whole time and says "I told you there was enough!"
I crumple up the bag, throw it in the trash, and say "you're a fucking idiot", to which he giggles.
I swear to God I'm so fucking pissed right now I could shoot him.
I'm gonna start posting every time he does something autistic.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:27 am
Baked chips suck...
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:29 am
Dude, that sucks, but...fucking\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:I started bringing my lunch to work recently to save a few bucks. Instead of portioning out my chips in little baggies, I just buy a big bag, and leave it at work for the week. This morning he walks into my office with my bag of chips, scarfing them down, and fucking complaining about them in the process... "I really don't like these baked chips" as he shovels another handful into his stupid mouth.
"Then don't eat them!" I say. He walks out laughing, still eating my chips. I walk out following him and say "Dude... seriously, I hope there's enough left for me to have with my sandwich for lunch"
"There's plenty. I'll make sure I leave enough"
Lunch time rolls around, I get my sandwich from the fridge, and start looking for my chips. I find the bag rolled up on the counter, and there's about 2 tablespoons of bran flake size crumbs in the bag. He's watching me the whole time and says "I told you there was enough!"
I crumple up the bag, throw it in the trash, and say "you're a fucking idiot", to which he giggles.
I swear to God I'm so fucking pissed right now I could shoot him.
I'm gonna start posting every time he does something autistic.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:57 am
Here's another good one. My Mom had the entire family over for Xmas and made a couple beef tenderloins. Since tenderloin is a little pricey, she made sure to check who all was coming, and bought/cooked accordingly. About an hour before dinner, B-I-L says he needs to run home and grab something he forgot. About 5 minutes before dinner, he walks in the door with some random fatass dude and says "this is my friend Mark... he didn't have anything to do today, so I told him he could eat with us.". Mom politely resets the table to add an extra spot, and cuts a couple of the pieces of tenderloin (which she had already carved) in half. Dude never apologized, or even said thanks. I don't even think he realized what was going on. Hate him.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:04 pm
Whilst that is very annoying its pretty funny as well.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:08 pm
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:11 pm
The (always coloured 
) guys in men's bathrooms in nightclubs etc who try to spray aftershave and shit on you, look mate if I wanted to smell like a puffs handbag I'd have started off at home. My mate calls them 'bog wogs'.
) guys in men's bathrooms in nightclubs etc who try to spray aftershave and shit on you, look mate if I wanted to smell like a puffs handbag I'd have started off at home. My mate calls them 'bog wogs'.Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:15 pm
sounds like your BIL and my two BIls would get along
one is 32, 450lbs, married (to another 400lb-er) with a (giant) kid and no real job. still makes his family xmas presents and cards and gives out hand written coupons for presents he will make later. (which he never does) that was cute when you were 8.
He tried to start a photography studio (after getting kicked out of photography school- how hard is that?) a few years ago from his basement- that year he gave the whole family 'free sitting' coupons.
this year i took the family to get a family photo- he sent us a bill
i busted out the 3 year old free sitting coupon....
the other BIL is a 43 year old divorced alcoholic who thinks he 21 ans still hits his parents up for gas and cigarette money when hes always dropping his kid off for his parents to watch ON HIS WEEKEND with the kid
sorry for the rant- but they make me rationally angry i guess
one is 32, 450lbs, married (to another 400lb-er) with a (giant) kid and no real job. still makes his family xmas presents and cards and gives out hand written coupons for presents he will make later. (which he never does) that was cute when you were 8.
He tried to start a photography studio (after getting kicked out of photography school- how hard is that?) a few years ago from his basement- that year he gave the whole family 'free sitting' coupons.
this year i took the family to get a family photo- he sent us a bill
i busted out the 3 year old free sitting coupon....
the other BIL is a 43 year old divorced alcoholic who thinks he 21 ans still hits his parents up for gas and cigarette money when hes always dropping his kid off for his parents to watch ON HIS WEEKEND with the kid
sorry for the rant- but they make me rationally angry i guess
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:32 pm
Wow. These stories are making me realize that I grew up in the freakin Cleaver family.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:36 pm
ErikTeethoftheDivine wrote:always dropping his kid off for his parents to watch ON HIS WEEKEND with the kid
we should start a support group.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:22 am
I'm leaving the Senate to go to university full time.
They of course posted my job.
At a higher pay rate.
With less responsibility.
I'm going to apply, but hold out for the $45k.
They of course posted my job.
At a higher pay rate.
With less responsibility.
I'm going to apply, but hold out for the $45k.
Re: things that make you rationally angry
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:23 am
FUCKGeeheeb wrote:I'm leaving the Senate to go to university full time.
They of course posted my job.
At a higher pay rate.
With less responsibility.
I'm going to apply, but hold out for the $45k.